Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

PackerfaninSanDiego said:

Why does the NFL/MLB have 8 o'clock starts on the east coast? That's gotta suck, going to bed after midnight?

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Beats 10am games on TV out here. Sunday is the one day I get to sleep in and don't work either of my two jobs.

ChshreCat said:

Beats 10am games on TV out here. Sunday is the one day I get to sleep in and don't work either of my two jobs.

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I love the 10 AM start. Don't want to have to wait all god damned day for football.

Ok then. Lets watch the Seahawks crap the bed.

I see some of the Wi fans got their long panties in a bunch with my comment.

Webb wasn't passing on the first drive, maybe you were still at the snackbar at kickoff. We were moving the ball quite well, we scored our only points that drive.

Sometimes you have to draw pictures with words for the drooling packer fans. Othertimes it's easier to punch them and walk away.

Defense ****ting the bed

Oh hey Hoppy. What's up dude?

Yeah... pretty one sided so far in this first quarter. Seattle need some TP?

Seattle is so cheap. RG3 hurting and they take a wayyyyyyyyyy late shot.

McBrewskie said:

Seattle is so cheap. RG3 hurting and they take a wayyyyyyyyyy late shot.

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You mean that half shove? Yeah, surprised he didn't get a concussion.

Pete doesn't seem so jacked and pumped for some reason..

Lotta game left. We cant start mocking Hoppy just yet

Wow, great catch, and great call.

Hoppy I can't understand you because you didn't use hashtags.

How will I know what your post is about???

motobrewer said:

Hoppy I can't understand you because you didn't use hashtags.

How will I know what your post is about???

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Dude, no one thinks you're funny assface

HoppyDaze said:

Dude, no one thinks you're funny assface

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Thats not a relvant fact

HoppyDaze said:

You mean that half shove? Yeah, surprised he didn't get a concussion.

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It was a shove. Shanny should start telling his defense it is one for one. You get one of ours we put out one of yours.

Lynch is a beast.

My big question... did they hold a horse show on that field yesterday or something?

McBrewskie said:

Lynch is a beast.

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That was an impressive play

McBrewskie said:

It was a shove. Shanny should start telling his defense it is one for one. You get one of ours we put out one of yours.

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That wasn't a shove. It was a flop.

Browner is such a roid head.

Getting chippy

Wow, whole different teams this quarter

I want to see Browner get taken out.

Washington's defense is terrible.

McBrewskie said:

Lynch is a beast.

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A beast of a fumbler!

That could be a big play when all is said and done.

ChshreCat said:

That could be a big play when all is said and done.

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You're almost as observant as Joe Buck.

AZ_IPA said:

You're almost as observant as Joe Buck.

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Joe Buck should drink himself to death like his father did.

McBrewskie said:

Joe Buck should drink himself to death like his father did.

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Classy

That ball hit #39's foot

cdubbaya said:

Classy

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I listened to him call two Giants World Series, he's lucky that is all I wish for him.

Nice effin hold on that third down

Gawd this game is boring. It's a race to see which QB can be chased out of the pocket to the sideline the most.

cdubbaya said:

Gawd this game is boring. It's a race to see which QB can be chased out of the pocket to the sideline the most.

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That drive was worth your wait

Especially with that horrible offensive holding to keep Wilson from being sacked a 24th time

Cape Brewing said:

Especially with that horrible offensive holding to keep Wilson from being sacked a 24th time

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LOL a patriot fan talking about offensive holding. You mean he did what your team does every play?

RGIII has fallen and he can't get up

Aaaaand that should do it.

Ow.