CreamyGoodness
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Who really loves the idea of hitting Beyonce in the face with a salmon?
Just me?
Just me?
Am I the only one...
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Oh, I'd hit that.....
but not with a salmon.
Beyonce, or Alicia Keys?
Hmmm....
Hmmm....
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Alicia keys is hot as ****e.
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CreamyGoodness
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Alicia Keys is also objectively talented, and not annoying.
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hitting Beyonce in the face with a salmon, posted by Creamy Goodness? Can someone please explain my errant erection?
Creamy wants to go all Led Zepellin on her!
Beyonce is at least an order of magnitude less annoying and more talented than Kim Kardashian.
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CreamyGoodness
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True, weirdboy, but it is less satisfying to hit someone with a salmon who is not "singing" or dancing as if they are having a seizure at the time.
The idea here isnt to cause pain so much as it is to stop the annoyance in its tracks, and then watch their expression go on a little journey from shock to "my GOD, I just got hit in the face with a SALMON!!!"
The idea here isnt to cause pain so much as it is to stop the annoyance in its tracks, and then watch their expression go on a little journey from shock to "my GOD, I just got hit in the face with a SALMON!!!"
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Waste of a dead carp. Use the mushmouth part of Jay Z's lips. Good lord Jay Z, those lips are almost as big as Angelina JoLee's lips.
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I would hit Beyonce or Alicia Keys... but not with a salmon. (Hint: With a bodily organ)
Kim Kardashian on the other hand, I would hit with a metal folding chair. Preferably one that made a gratifying sound upon her face.
Kim Kardashian on the other hand, I would hit with a metal folding chair. Preferably one that made a gratifying sound upon her face.
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