Questions to Ponder

Q) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?


A) No one to talk to during orgasm.

It's over my head ....

He misunderestimated our profundity! And my preacher said atheists don't have orgasms.

Nice one.

:rockin:

Maybe they could call out to David Hasselhoff or someone of that nature?

It's over my head ....

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Oh God! YES!! YES!! Oh my God! YES! . . .
That help?

(In an Andy Rooney drone)...Why is it called a buffalo head nickel if the buffalo is on the tails side of the coin?

Why do they call it "menopause" if only women have it ?
What's the pinky toe good for ?
How 'bout the belly button ?
Why did they put Air Supply albums on CD ?
Why does " My body, my choice " only work for women ? It's my body, and I wanna make love !

Help me out.

And my preacher said atheists don't have orgasms.

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And he would know, how?

A terrorist goes to heaven and is introduced to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Patrick Henry and John Madison. "What about the virgins?" he asks. "Sorry," he is told, "all we have around here are Viginians."

I hear atheists call out to Chuck Norris.

I don't know if you guys have seen the chuck norris facts website (I don't actually know the url), but it's effin' hilarious.

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King... And got one.
Chuck Norris once ate three 96 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

It goes on.

Yeah, it's chucknorrisfacts.com

Sorry if I highjacked the thread.

El Pistolero said:

Q) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?


A) No one to talk to during orgasm.

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EL P. That's a keeper!

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.

(Did I hear that here? Like it anyway :rockin: )

Or maybe that was Léon...

EDIT - yep, got that one from HurricaneFloyd - credit him, love the phrase

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possiblity of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

For those that voted pirate:

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.

He never fought a Sasquatch.

sudsmonkey said:

Why do they call it "menopause" if only women have it ?
What's the pinky toe good for ?
How 'bout the belly button ?
Why did they put Air Supply albums on CD ?
Why does " My body, my choice " only work for women ? It's my body, and I wanna make love !

Help me out.

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The belly button is actually the knot from your umbilical
cord through which you were fed while in the womb.

As for "my body, my choice", I've been an organ donor all my life... , the hard part is finding someone who wants it!!

Sasquatch said:

He never fought a Sasquatch.

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No, but he did stay at a Holday Inn Express last and still got killed by Bruce Lee.