World's greatest piece of advice?

You decide...

From the original jeep forum:

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/

never fart before bending over.

That is the greatest thing I have read this year!

The late, great father of a good friend of mine use to tell that to his children.

LOL that was entertaining for sure

Not sure I would ever post on that forum simply based on the majority of the responses.

Ok after reading what the link had to offer...

:cross:

Don't die?

I love it! I wish I could come up with advice like that off the fly...

I spent a lot of time on the JF a few years ago (I think the culture over there has shifted a bit in 5 years) when I still had my cherokee, which I was positively obsessed with at the time and thought I would keep fixing it and fixing it and keep it forever. After taking so much stuff apart so many times the thing vibrated like a tank and it didn't feel safe hitting a bump at 50 mph, which would send the whole front end into a violent rattle until I slowed down to under 30. Fact of the matter is I outgrew it and became too busy with my other priorities to keep tinkering with the Jeep, but I sold it to someone who was about the age I had been when I first got it. Enjoy!

Wow.. Kind of harshly said.. but great advice... That guy just told her the key to a long and successful relationship.. and also how to get everything she wants from him.... He basically told her how to be 'a best friend'...

Some serious truth there...
Awesome!

Never crap on your own doorstep......Unless you are renting your house to you mother in law.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

Never crap on your own doorstep......Unless you are renting your house to you mother in law.

Click to expand...

"Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.."

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

"Man who lay girl on ground, have peace on earth"

"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

"Girl who fly upside down, have hairy crack up"

"Do not bite the hand that feeds you"

Check that she doesn't have an Adam's Apple before heading to bed! Just saying...

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, .....um...er. Won't get fooled again! :rockin:

Thanks George.

Somebody already beat you to it!

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/worlds-greatest-piece-advice-218956/

(But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

Click to expand...

Are you KIDDING ME!!!!!!!????????? What a load of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheesh. I didn't know Revvy was a Jeep enthusiast....

BoxofRain said:

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/

Click to expand...

This is just chock full of Awesome!! Thanks for posting

mudarra said:

Are you KIDDING ME!!!!!!!????????? What a load of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click to expand...

Agreed. I always have a Barleywine or 4 when operating heavy machinery

Yooper said:

Somebody already beat you to it!

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/worlds-greatest-piece-advice-218956/

Click to expand...

Thanks. Oh well. Could you lock this thread then Yooper?

BoxofRain said:

Thanks. Oh well. Could you lock this thread then Yooper?

Click to expand...

Sweet I will get in before it is locked.

She didn't reply.

Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger
Don't mess around with Jim

What Chuck Norris says, GOES!

"Stop when you need glasses"

Don't grab a mad dog by the ear...

Early Bird gets the worm

"You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but never pick your friends nose"

He who smelt it, dealt it...

Man who farts in church sits in his own pew. (Sorry Revvy, et al.)