The Corrupt Wish Game.

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xellios

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this amused me. The idea is that the first person wishes for something, and the second grants it; but not necessarily in a pleasing manner. For example:

Person One:
I wish house prices were cheaper here!

Person Two:
Granted; but you've got no electricity or running water.
I wish I had a bigger house!

Person Three:
Granted; but it's infested with termites.

...and so forth. Obviously I'll start. :

I wish the hop shortage would cease.
 
Granted, but your going to pay more for your health plan.

I want a new vehicle.....
 
Granted but your pants will constantly fall down

I want somone who knows what they are doing to hook up my love controlers and gas valves


Edit: yooper beat me by a few seconds had to chance it
 
Granted, but you're snowed in, in a cabin with Gilbert Gottfried.

I want my backyard landscaped.
 
granted, however you find yourself drinking all the time and you still get way too drunk to remember anything and you've woken up next to a toothless woman with your name tattooed on her right breast....

which i might add is saggy and not an attractive breast.

i want to take a cross-country motorcycle trip.
 
Granted, but it will be on the back of a bike from the nastiest woman you've ever seen at Sturgis.

I want to retire early.
 
Granted, but you will get layed off tomorrow.

I wish I had a Chevy 2500 HD with the Duramax Diesel and Allison Tranny.
 
Yuri_Rage said:
Granted, enjoy your American Heart Association fame.

I wish I had a shop big enough for all my projects.
Granted, but your wife is now using it to store all her shoes and old outfits.

I wish I had unlimtied wishes.
 
Granted, but only the first one will actually come true.

I wish I had a job at which I got paid every day and never had to work on payday.
 
Granted - you can now throw 95 MPH wild pitches, and your needlepoint and cross-stitch skills are freakin' outstanding.

I wish people would stop with the never-ending game threads.
 
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