I've never seen a Cooper's lager yeast. They have a generic "brewing yeast" that usually ferments fast as hell, and makes very good beers. You won't get the classic clean zip of a lager yeast, but you won't get awful tasting stuff either. My guess is that the table sugar got you down, and possibly you infected your beer with some bacteria or other to boot.
Try DME next time, and you'll make really decent beer. Those Coopers kits are just fine, quality wise. If you use DME and dextrose 50/50 and get an OG over 1.040 you'll be happy.
Yes, exactly my thoughts. I have never seen a Cooper's Lager Yeast and I have yet to try their Pilsner and from what I read on this site, it might not be that good. I'll bet dollars to donuts, it too comes with Cooper's generic ale yeast. As many do and it's not just Cooper's doing this. Many companies include a generic Ale yeast for Pilsner and Lager can kits. Cooper's is a good yeast though, as someone else mentioned in here (near nuclear in it's speed and fermentation strength, lol) and it is indeed. Their ale yeast is very hardy and strong. Unstoppable really. It has never once failed me, even when pitched at a higher temp than it should be. I hope it makes a half decent Cooper's Lager though, but it will take time, no doubt about it, from what I have read of this Cooper's Lager. It has to sit and condition for weeks and then sit in the fridge for a week. Seems the longer this Lager sits conditioning in bottles, the better it gets.
Not the first time I have experienced that, lol. This person is judging at after 2 weeks and 4 days from start of fermentation. Not nearly long enough. The beer is still "green", for sure. Of course it is going to taste bitter and crappy. It needs time to smooth out more. That or it somehow got contaminated. As you said, could be a possibility. Maybe it got oxidized in the secondary too? That's a thing too and can create horrible beer and it's why I don't risk secondary with these kits. They are meant to go straight into bottles and work fine that way. Secondaries are overrated and increase you risk of failure. All the rage about secondaries was years ago and some people just don't bother anymore. Could be anything really, right?
I tried brewing a Pilsner from another company, Brew Canada (can kit) that came with Nottingham yeast. Although it was a slightly odd ferment and seemingly slower development of taste and carbonation, unlike that nuclear powered Cooper's stuff, lol, it turned out a very nice fruity and hoppy Pilsner (You could actually see the hop residue at the bottom of the can, cause they dry hop it before canning it, for extra hoppiness). It was a slow to carbonate beer too. Way slower than say a Cooper's or regular Danstar Ale yeasts. Barely any carbonation after 2 weeks and I did it properly. Then after 3 weeks, practically bottle bombs that opened with a nice strong sound. Very carbonated. That one certainly needed time, but I suspect it was a more suitable Ale yeast for a Pilsner too. Not like Cooper's Ale yeast which they seem to include for everything Cooper's and Mr. Beer. I see other companies doing it, including that Brew Canada Pilsner too with Notty Ale yeast. Makes for a more "pseudo" Lager or "pseudo" Pilsner and takes longer to develop nicer flavours, for sure, but it works, with time.
I was critical of the Notty yeast up to that point, but not now. It was indeed still too green. Fantastic beer that was, after longer though. It is just slower at doing it's job and takes time in a Pilsner, but it obviously worked and the taste was awesome. That is one of the best batches I have yet to brew (done about 10-11 can kits now). Some people use Notty as their house brew yeast, so it can't be that bad and it isn't. I just misjudged it's time requirements. It's just not nuclear fast, like Cooper's, at first. So maybe Cooper's yeast for this kit, just needs more time, is all? Notty was like that, slow in the Pilsner but it does it's job, over time and I suspect it was a more "suitable" yeast for brewing a Pilsner. Pilsners just take longer by nature, as do Lagers and lower temperatures. I hope the Cooper's Lager I just brewed for the first time (my first Lager as well), turns out o.k. with their "likely" generic Cooper's Ale yeast. I think it will just need more time to smooth itself out than others. The reviews indicate that is the case with this Cooper's Lager, give it lots (like a month in bottles) of time and don't judge it before that.
Like you said use "malt" sugar though too. The difference DME makes to a can kit is pretty incredible. Better body, better head retention and fuller, smoother flavour. I use at least half DME sugar (so at least 1 pound) for the extra sugar needed for can kits (which is 2 pounds or 1 kilo) and it makes a big difference.
Sorry if I got off topic there a bit, but I found your comment very interesting and true.