Ay, Bajeezeus,
A pint of Guinness, a pint of Smithwicks, and a pint of Scrappy Jacks. Perhaps a mug or two of Bunratty Mead. Hmmm good.
Wireless Internet is all over Ireland. The only issue I has was when their access points were set to channel 13 (channel 13 does not exist on American hardware so you cannot access it).
Cliffs of Moher are a definate MUST See. Be careful if you are driving, cause they drive on the wrong side of the road.
All this Irish talk reminds me of an Irish joke.
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even
taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really... what happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
"With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"