Zul'jin
Well-Known Member
I wish I had more pie.
Lima bean and cold liver pie it is. Enjoy.
I wish I had a pair of clear eyelids in addition to my existing eyelids.
I wish I had more pie.
Lima bean and cold liver pie it is. Enjoy.
I wish I had a pair of clear eyelids in addition to my existing eyelids.
Granted, now they do their chores without you asking because they need the allowance money to feed their crack addiction.
I wish my cat wasn't so violent.
I wish homebrewing was free.
All that is left at your LHBS are 3 tiny bottles of StarSan, a few dust bunnies, and the owner sitting in the back room sobbing quietly into a Kleenex.
I wish the American Idol stage would catch fire.
I can brew with that.
Granted,the fire turns our already hot Fall up by another 25 degrees.At least we can turn off American Idol.
Granted, but then she says she wishes it was more like bud lite
I wish my thumb would stop hurting.
I wish dinner would make itself
Granted. It also ate itself and didn't leave any leftovers.
I wish clothing was always optional.
Granted but the only people who take advantage of the option are people you don't EVER want to see naked.
I wish this election bs was over and done with.
Granted, the American people have spoken.... look at all that RED!
I wish I had a 6 pack of Big Sky Moose Drool Brown Ale sitting on ice right next to me with a bottle opener and a glass and its all for me to drink!
Granted they died on the way.
I wish I was a nice person.
I wish I had a cookie.
I wish my meetings at work were shorter and I was paid more to attend them.
Granted. You now have a 5 minute meeting every hour, 24 hours a day. You get paid 2x your hourly salary, but only during the meetings. And you get 1/2 your salary the rest of the time.
I wish the Broncos would win.
Granted, you're now fluent in gibberish, cat, and drunk.
I wish I had more time to brew.
Granted, you lost your job and all your friends hate you.
I wish these chicken tenders were actually made from chicken.
I wish my vacation would hurry up and start!
Granted, but due to overwhelming demand, Pigs and Cows become extinct.
I wish could skip Job #2 tonight and still get paid for it.
Granted, in fact you can skip job #2 and get paid for the rest of the week. You have been let go, but have been provided a weeks pay as severence. It will take you 2 years to replace job #2.
I wish people were honest and upfront!
(this should be fun )
Granted, after getting tired of getting stomped in the NFL they announce they will be switching switching from football to badminton. The following year they win the world badminton championship.
I wish it wasn't so cold.
Granted,the just don't want to share any with you.
I wish I had a better cellphone.
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