The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

yup...

I keep up on cleaning the lines but those lines had been in for a couple of years. I figured it was time.... and the bash tomorrow night was as good a reason as any to run the new ones. I thought it was going to be a total nightmare... and it didn't start off well... but then everything fell into place and it wasn't that bad.

My line-up:

IPA
Big Hoppy Belgian
Imperial Peach Wit
Dunkel
Irish Red
Smoked Porter

Then it sounds like we'll have at least three other kegs from the club.... so.. 9-10 beers on tap.

I have to get the 30 pounds of beef tenderloin today sometime so I can cake them in sea salt overnight. I have tomorrow off to just clean and get the house ship-shape.

Wish I lived closer (not in Mass though). Sounds like you put on one hell of a party.

This is our "reserved and formal" holiday party. The NIHFC is the big one. Oh, and then there's PTN's cute little, "come brew in my driveway" thing.

bluemoose said:

Wish I lived closer (not in Mass though). Sounds like you put on one hell of a party.

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So long as you chug-a-lug a gallon of vancomycin before you arrive, wear a full body condom and a helmet with a visor club parties are a blast.

I have to miss this one, have to go to the wife's boss's party. The other option was going to cheer on Colby's curling team. You gotta see Colby wield that broom, it's remarkable!


(If I sound jealous that's just a coincidence.)

Oh stop... I don't think there was ANY nudity at all this year at the NIHFC (kind of pathetic really). That probably has something to do with Dakota bringing his parents. "WHOOOOO!!!!!! Let's all get NAK.... whoops... no.. Dakota is sittin' with his mom. That would just be awkward"


This summer...

Like my mom was a deterrent for the shirtless, pasty, fuzz ball, cape running around.

I would have put a shirt on but she kept asking me not to.

true story

I forgot, she wanted my father to know what perfection was!

Wow, it's getting a little awkward in here.

Wait til tomorrow night! Dakota already said he was "spending the night".

Wait, is his mom going, too? Is she hot?

DakotaRules said:

Like my mom was a deterrent for the shirtless, pasty, fuzz ball, cape running around.

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Jeezuz, I've spent five months trying to forget that sight. I'm also a chubby, balding, pasty white goober, (with a fairly nice rack if you believe the_bird) but I've got the common decency to keep my shirt on. God damn, that was a terrible sight!

Your jealously of my God-like pecs and abs sickens me.

the_bird said:

Wait, is his mom going, too? Is she hot?

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No! She's not hot.

C'mon.... don't sell her short... she's got that certain somethin'.

DakotaRules said:

Like my mom was a deterrent for the shirtless, pasty, fuzz ball, cape running around.

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Haha. I can totally picture Cape rolling top-down in his camero at NHC in San Diego; shirtless; sucking in pollen, pollution and smog; while the wind blew through what's left of his hair.

Ooooh, do we have a MILF here?

C'mon, post some pics of your mom in the Boneyard. I'm sure Tx would still give you a lifetime membership.

CAMARO?!?!?!?

WTF AZ??? After I gave you a special deal on your peice of paper, letting you use it as your avatar and everything at no extra cost!!?

BTW... where's my $100?

Camaro!??! PFFT... that ride at the NHC was sweeeeeetness. Soper's boy in that bah was even hittin' on me. Luckily Soper made the whole "two-time" promise and saved me from having to break the poor guys heart. "Sorry Soper's boy... this man is alllll about the ladies... like Dakota's mom."

oops, 'vette?

The HumVee.

The PigCowLinguicaEmmuRhinasaurusDuckHeno

The Rent-a-Vette at the NHC

The "90% ABV Barley Ice Brandy" fiasco.

The 100 feet of beer lines.

Is there ANY doubt that Cape has an incredibly small 'Little Cape?'

Any time you want to get-the-yard-stick-cast instead of brew-cast... You let me know old man.

Not my fault I like awesome things.

I'm sorry... I'm STILL giggling over "a$$-trumpet"

Cape Brewing said:

I'm sorry... I'm STILL giggling over "a$$-trumpet"

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Believe it or not, it works!!

Oh I know! PTN and Dakota are in a band!

Cape Brewing said:

Replaced 100 feet of beer line last night... Good times, good times

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I think it's code for something. Shouldn't this be moved to the Ptown rest area forum?

I dunno... 30 lbs of beef looked a little light... So I went with 50

Pics for those of us who can't be there?

The club party is an OK time but you ain't seen good times till you've been rinkside cheering on "Colby and the Big Hair Curlers.". I'll try to push the Sports Illustrated photographer aside so that I can get some action shots.

Pic has been taken. Shuttin' it down for an hour or so. I need to recharge the batteries for tonight. I'll upload and post the pics later

Of course Paul wants pics of Brian's meat....

Occupy Boston protesters rousted overnight.



Please God,let there have been pepper spray involved!

A few arrests. Nothing big though.

Uggggggg. My head. I need 500 cc's of bacon... STAT.

Luckily I just happen to have a block of home-cured/smoked bacon.

Cape Brewing said:

Uggggggg. My head. I need 500 cc's of bacon... STAT.

Luckily I just happen to have a block of home-cured/smoked bacon.

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I knew I should have stayed! Mmmm bacon.

So, on the Bird News front, our potential buyers are returning today. Apparently, they went to see a new place yesterday that just came on the market and hated everything about it. Sounds like the wife loves our place, the husband just has a price in mind that he REALLY is trying to stick hard and fast to.

So, scrambling to clean up again... but fingers friggin' crossed.

Good luck Bird. No matter what happens, just remember... I'm eating a lot of bacon

.... and, it looks like we got it. In the end, a couple thousand bucks less than what I would have hoped, but our agent cut her commission a little and the other agent (on the house we're buying) is chipping in to get the deal done, as well. Plus, I was giving them some $$ to get my chimney repaired, but I ended up finding someone to fix it for about half what I was offering them.

Exhausting process. Still, I'll still have to dig up something nice to crack open.

Congrats!!! I am raising a toast, of bacon, to your victory...

HA-ZAH!!! HA-ZAH!!! HA-ZAH!!!

Congrats bird!

DakotaRules said:

Congrats bird!

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What's with the freaky devil in the mug?

bluemoose said:

What's with the freaky devil in the mug?

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Huh, interesting. Just took a picture and uploaded it.