I've got a ghost in my brewery/garage

So I'm outside shuffling vehicles around cause the Effin' code monkey cited me for having the boat on the street, and a ghost starts messing with my beer stuff. First my cooler/mash tun falls of the shelf, violently bouncing around the floor making all kinds of racket. Then, not 5 minutes later, a backpack falls off the top shelf and lands on one of the tap handles on my keezer, dumping pale ale all over the floor. Lucky I was staniding right there, but it got me thinking:

I hope this ghost is a boozer, so it can give me some afterworldly input on my beer! I guess I'll have to call the next one "Supernatural Ale" or something.

Haha, I would put put a tip jar, and see if it likes it!

Hmmm... Would it be good or bad to have a boozer ghost hanging about?

I'd be afraid he'd slosh down all my beer. Could he actually drink it or would it puddle up underneath him?

If he can drink it, what happens when he gets loaded? Who knows wtf he'd knock over in the garage? Maybe he'd try to get in the house and put the moves on your SWMBO?

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night with a drunk-assed ghost trying to sweet talk your old lady into dump'n your ass and running off to the nether regions?

poltergeist pale, phantom porter... ummmm....
or it could not be a ghost at all.... what if it was a......

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=52676

Watch out for those fumes

eschatz said:

poltergeist pale, phantom porter... ummmm....
or it could not be a ghost at all.... what if it was a.....

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Yo E, c'mon...

I like the thread zombification as much, if not more, than the next guy, but isn't this a bit early?

Hell, we're talking about a thirsty ghost here. Had it been a zombie there would have been a whole lotta crap knocked asunder.

Maybe the ghost was pissed at the code monkey and started to throw stuff around in rage???

Just think of him as your new brew buddy. Put his @ss to work!

spirits like spirits?

So if a ghoul likes ale, would you prost the ghost?

I happen to know for a fact that ghosts like DIPA's. Better get brewin' to appease him!

I would call a foundation specialist or shelf maker before jumping to ghost. Maybe call a ghost foundation/shelf specialist?

SupernaturAle

Whups, just realized this thread is nearly 10 years old :/

bmc1313 said:

SupernaturAle

Whups, just realized this thread is nearly 10 years old :/

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The spirit of old threads never really die.

If it's okay to park on the street, and a boat is a vehicle, which it is, what's the problem? People just jealous of boats is what it is. I bet it was a sweet ass bass boat with a glitter paint job. Big honkin Evenrude with more horsepower than two cars hanging off the back. Foot control Minkota 50 up front. Spot lights. Live well. Built in coolers. Mofo Hummingbird with side scan, temperature, full color and gps. Yeah, man. Haters gonna hate.

hmmmm im thinking my ******* would be yelling out in the middle of my house like " hey brah!! idgaf brah, you sweet talk my lady and dont pay any bills brah , cash dese hands outside hou bou dah bih!?!?" scare the **** out of my wife/dog/cat/neighbors like an ******* get the cops called on me, have to sit on the edge of the curb tied up for screaming at the drunk ass ghost who is probably laughing his drunk ass off sloshing my nice mead all over my house. burn sage bro, burn dat sage, leave an open window for the drunk ghost to go tripping his drunk ass through your house to escape the heavinly goodness of burning sage.

bmc1313 said:

SupernaturAle

Whups, just realized this thread is nearly 10 years old :/

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It is a ghost thread.