MACE in your FACE IPA????

Okay....so...

SWMBO runs at the early hours of the morning.....

I work nights and sometimes am by the time she gets up.

So I decided to test her 3 year old can of "Mace" before she stepped off....

YUP! It still works! I shot a QUICK spritz in the sink, noted the oily consistency, then did a fingertip taste.....it was HELLA spicy! AND made me cough!!!!!

Call me a dumb*ss.....but I may have some material for a Mace-In-Your-Face-Ale.....

God help us

I double dog dare ya to do it!

Damn dude, is that shizzle even edible? If it is and with the spiceyness you may be on to something.

What's next? Beer brewed with yeast from a woman's nether-region?

ohiobrewtus said:

What's next? Beer brewed with yeast from a woman's nether-region?

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Mmm...nice hop aroma, with a subtle backdrop of...low tide.

Oh my... I think this thread belongs in "Drunken Ramblings" =)

-D

Mmmm, Scoville units.

15,000,000–16,000,000 - Pure capsaicin
9,100,000 - Nordihydrocapsaicin
2,000,000–5,300,000 - Standard US Grade pepper spray
855,000–1,041,427 - Naga Jolokia
350,000–577,000 - Red Savina Habanero
100,000–350,000 - Habanero Chile, Scotch Bonnet

It's probably food grade - it's meant to be sprayed IN THE EYES without doing permanent damage. I bet a little goes a long way!

Would it kill off the yeast?

D*Bo said:

Would it kill off the yeast?

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Doubtful. It's just pepper oils. People make pepper beer all the time.

I imagine its worth a try.......the head retention might be affected, but it should work. I'll try this when I get around to doing a pepper beer.

DaveyBoy said:

Mmmm, Scoville units.

15,000,000–16,000,000 - Pure capsaicin
9,100,000 - Nordihydrocapsaicin
2,000,000–5,300,000 - Standard US Grade pepper spray
855,000–1,041,427 - Naga Jolokia
350,000–577,000 - Red Savina Habanero
100,000–350,000 - Habanero Chile, Scotch Bonnet

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Ever touch your eyes or go to the bathroom after handling a jalapeno or habanero?

You'll only do that once.

And forget messing around with a girl after cutting up a hot pepper. She'll never let you near her gunch again.

Cheesefood said:

Ever touch your eyes or go to the bathroom after handling a jalapeno or habanero?

You'll only do that once.

And forget messing around with a girl after cutting up a hot pepper. She'll never let you near her gunch again.

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Definitely. I think we've all been there, and now I wear gloves.

Uhh, I mean when I cut peppers, not when I go to the bathroom or touch a woman.

Cheesefood said:

gunch

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That's a new one...