Whattawort
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Ever try "The Stranger" technique?
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Ever try "The Stranger" technique?
Obliviousbrew
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cheezydemon3
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Meaning sitting on your hand until it feels numb and then...?
..............I assumed he meant in conjuring manticores......
emberrased to say, I am a little unfamiliar with it.
Short of conjuring a beast and then casting forgetfulness on myself.....but I think the beast would still be completely under my will and pretty obviously conjured.
Whattawort
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Sit on both hands until numb. Conjure beast with one hand and do your wank thang with the other. You'll probably be surprised.
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cheezydemon3
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Sea Serpents and Hydra would probably be the only creatures on this list that could actually hold their own, be scary as hell, and not be successfully hunted as well as the others... unless you're Hercules or Perseus that is.
Whattawort
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Lol!
Epic answer. I am humbled by you sir
I'm still waiting on my sammich
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cheezydemon3
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Perseus?????? That *****????
Just being a low level demon helps a lot, and I could turn Perseus into a quivering pile of jello without even looking.
Get it yet?
Whattawort
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Nope. But I ordered a nice seafood pizza, so between that and my homebrew I'm good.
Neither is actually that big of a deal if breathing is optional, and being eaten merely annoying...
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cheezydemon3
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OMG. Being eaten is so freaking annoying. Once my physical body dies, I begin rapidly regenerating at a point that shall remain secret...even to static.
No big deal, right? But my physical being is also pretty resilient.
I once spent 4 days in the belly of a schlord, slowly digesting and slowly healing.
Whattawort
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That explains the smell.
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cheezydemon3
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schlord digestive juices? Had to napalm them out of my nasal passages (and that purely psychological since I eventually found a Were-pig rib bone and pierced my heart with it, thus causing me to re-form anew with only the memory of the smell)
Whattawort
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Quit projecting your memory onto my olfactory senses.
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cheezydemon3
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Wanted to see if that is the smell in question. What??? Your nose wasn't doing anything important.
Whattawort
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Your funk is intruding on my ability to sniff the airlock on this dry limbed beer. No go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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Whattawort
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King Midas has an illegitimate son with Medusa.....discuss
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Golden snakes would probably be stringy.
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cheezydemon3
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Whattawort said:
would have had to brown bag her.
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You have to melt them down into muffin tins.
bottlebomber
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cheezydemon3 said:would have had to brown bag her.
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I was trying to work something up with Gold Member but it didn't pan out.
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cheezydemon3
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bottlebomber said:
Isn't that vierd?
Whattawort
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Poor kid would always be in trouble with mom because he would turn his back on her. Dad couldn't touch him (unless he truly was an ass). He'd never have a chance with the ladies for risk of getting stuck. But his could probably piss gold.
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would have had to brown bag her.
You have to melt them down into muffin tins.
Smart. That is all.
Don't feed em or they will turn zombie on ya.
Gnome beer hmm. That would make a nice change from zombie wine.
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cheezydemon3
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Gnome beer hmm. That would make a nice change from zombie wine.
Gnomes don't brew beer. They steal beer soaked bears and wring them out to get beer.
I almost think that one of you is a gnome, intentionally spreading mis-information to make bear stealing easier.
Whattawort
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What about the whales? Gnomes don't steal those do they? I just named mine. Little bastards better not touch "Slimey".
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cheezydemon3
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I am sure Slimey would be happy to munch on a few gnomes. No worries.
Amazingly Polar bears can take down whales under the right circumstances involving ice and sparsely located "breathing" holes. The bears wait at these holes, occasionally dipping in to keep them open, and then jumping on the whales when they stop for a breath.
Just don't get your temps too low and it isn't a problem.
Whattawort
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I have certain methods for repelling pesky bears of all species. They'll leave the beer alone if you just set out an old bowl of rotting demon parts loaded down with moldy cheez and drenched in Natty Ice. You should try it sometime.
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cheezydemon3
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You had me at "repelling pesky bears".......
I would like for you to study this tutorial so that you may finally realize which way you want the bears going.......
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/apparently-i-have-evil-gnomes-stealing-bear-out-my-primary-187905/
Grannyknot
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This poll is worthless without a manbearpig choice.
Whattawort
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I've studied that literature and I, for one, am not buying it. Give me whales or give me death! Sometimes one begets the other though. Narwhals are nothing but trouble unless we're talking about a sour.
