How would YOU finish "Real Homebrewers...."

Brew-Jay · Dec 4, 2012

...can multiply anything by 131 in their heads.

45_70sharps · Dec 4, 2012

Are unable to stop washing and saving bottles, even though they are out of room to store them and no longer bottle their beer

45_70sharps · Dec 4, 2012

Get aroused at the steady sound of a bubbling airlock.

lewishowardm3 · Dec 4, 2012

....will greet their beer before SWMBO!

skw · Dec 5, 2012

...are convinced that apples need to be conditioned for an extra month.

SiriusStarr · Dec 5, 2012

...never come out of the closet. That fermenting Belgian is making it smell too darn good. (True story.)

mooshimanx · Dec 5, 2012

45_70sharps said:
Are unable to stop washing and saving bottles, even though they are out of room to store them and no longer bottle their beer

So much truth it hurts.

bigbeergeek · Dec 5, 2012

...do it during the mash.

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