Brew Pot Ruined

My father in law was up visiting from the holidays. He's has high blood pressure and the drive up from Maryland made his feet swell, that and the mass amounts of ham he had at Christmas dinner. Anyway....whilst I was away...he decided that he need to soak his feet in cold water....as the wife and I weren't home, he decided that my 10 gallon brew pot (complete with sight glass, thermometer and ball valve) would be good for soaking his big nasty feet.

That pot is dead to me. Not making any "Feet Beer".

I'll buy it for $20 shipped.

You're killing me over here!

"...that and the mass amounts of ham..." F*ckin' priceless!

Too funny!! I can imagine the look on your face when you walked through the door. :O

I think my exact words were, "Rich, what the F*&^* are you doing"?

He'd never hear the end of it but it certainly wouldn't stop me from brewing in it.

Was he sparging his feet at the proper temperature?

He should have steeped some hops with his feet!

Man a "RichFoot Barleywine"

TomSD said:

He'd never hear the end of it but it certainly wouldn't stop me from brewing in it.

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I'm sure I can clean it, it's just that every time I look at it, I'll see his big, nasty hammertoes. Next weekend, I'll just drink a lot before I start!!

Reno_eNVy said:

Man a "RichFoot Barleywine"

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Or maybe a Funky Saison

WTF. Even if you know nothing about home brewing, you can tell that a big pot is a big pot...as in a piece of kitchen equipment. It ain't for feet.

Time for him to pony up for a blichman for you.

Make him give up his daughter to you for the rest of her natural life!

...Oh, wait...

TomSD said:

He'd never hear the end of it but it certainly wouldn't stop me from brewing in it.

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pernox said:

Make him give up his daughter to you for the rest of her natural life!

...Oh, wait...

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Yeeeep, that happened some 20 years ago.

Raaaaaaage

jkaylor said:

"Feet Beer".

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Hilarious! :cross:

Man o man thats nasty... You'll never look at that kettle the same way again, but kettles are pricey... I'd over clean, sanitize, coat with running alcohol, burn it off, scrub of soot, sanitize.... Blech.. I'd have lost it.

Next time you're at his house, find out which coffee cup/beer mug/soup bowl/etc...
is his fav; then leave a fresh turd in it, with a cherry on top & a little sign on a toothpick that says "reserved for Rich."
Regards, GF.

Don't tell your buddies or every time you offer them a beer they will say it tastes like feet...

You should scrub your taint with his toothbrush or soak your sack in his coffee pot (cooled of course)

This post is cracking me up...just what I needed this morning...Thanks!

At least he doesn't have hemorrhoids.


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bigeb said:

you should scrub your taint with his toothbrush or soak your sack in his coffee pot (cooled of course)

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awesome!!!

I would just boil a buch of water in it, maybe with some dishsoap and move on.

But I'll give you 25 for it if you insist on being silly about it.

So you are now...

Stinky Foot Brewery
Rich's Feet Brewery
Mani-Peddi Brewery
FIL Foot Brewery

I can go on

brettwasbtd said:

So you are now...

Stinky Foot Brewery
Rich's Feet Brewery
Mani-Peddi Brewery
FIL Foot Brewery

I can go on

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Too bad that there is already a Funkworks Brewery in Ft. Collins, CO.

Revvy said:

I would just boil a buch of water in it, maybe with some dishsoap and move on.

But I'll give you 25 for it if you insist on being silly about it.

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Make it an even 100 and I'll throw in a framed picture of the old guys feet!!!!

jkaylor said:

I'm sure I can clean it,

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Clean it? No way. I'd put cooled wort in there asap and see what grows. Mmmm. Nothing like a wild fermentation. They do crush grapes that way for wine.