Good DARK stout names

"Darker than Your Soul Stout"

"Long dark tea time of the soul Stout"

"Chekov's Long Dark Bereft of hope Stout"


Meh. Mine are OK, lets get creative...........

Demon's Blood

Dark Matter (aka Nibbler poop)

I tend to gravitate towards punny names with all of my beers. My brand concept is a yellow Walmart-style happy face that changes with each beer.

"Darth Malt" RIS - Happy face will be painted like Darth Maul

"The Devil Made Me Brew It" Pepper Stout - Happy face with devil horns and an evil looking smile

Stouts and IPAs the easiest to name.

Darkane

I once brewed a porter recipe that was named "Blackbeard's Butt." I always like that one.

Shallow Grave RIS.

Hand of Doom, for an RIS

Brought mine to my Brother's wedding...
"Wedding Night"

Guess I lean towards literary references.

Black as the mines Moria Stout

cheezydemon3 said:

Guess I lean towards literary references.

Black as the mines Moria Stout

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How about: "Bramstoker's Stout."
or "On the Stout Again."
or "Big Brother Stout"
I also like "The Never Ending Stout.

Dark river

Dirty bloke

Fear of the Dark

I had a Lights Out Stout


Dark and it rhymes.

Heart of Darkness Stout

Stygian Stout

"Casted to a dark oblivion"
"Devil´s Ink"

"Don´t be afraid of the dark" (I used that for a porter actually)

"Tell me about the Rabbits George Dark, Dark, Dark as EFF Stout"

"Stare in to the VOID Blackness Stout"

Brewery name : Crescent Moo'n Brewery

RIS name: Dark Side of the Moo'n.

SuburbanBrewer said:

Shallow Grave RIS.

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Heretic has a Shallow Grave porter.



I would go with Black Hole Sout

Cerber-roast

What about, "...You'll Never Go Back" Stout

I had a batch explode in the fermenter spewing it's blackness on the floor, walls and ceiling of my fermenting room (aka man's cave bathroom) and it was quickly dubbed nitro stout.

weirdboy said:

Heretic has a Shallow Grave porter.

I would go with Black Hole Sout

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Taken. Cigar City.

My brewery name: Bad Christian Brewing

My Imperial Stout name: Eternal Darkness.

50 shades of black

Kangaroo pouch (its gotta be dark in there, lol)

Rumplestoutskin

Matte black

Black wolf stout

Gun barrel stout

Dead as a door nail stout.


I love making names up, lol

sweed said:

50 shades of black

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And we have a winner.

I brewed a Russian Imperial Stout for a buddy of mine a couple months back, should be ready by Winter. We're calling it Rasputin's Beard.

Donkey Punch! (Lights outs big Brother)
Down goes Frazier!
Smokers Lung Stout
Deep Chasm
Decepticon RIS
Power Outage

Forever will it dominate your destiny Stout (aka dark side of the force)

Harry Stouter

Maybe...

Cave dweller stout
Lights out stout
Devil's black eye
Midnight wrath
Befallen darkness

Dunno... that's what I've got for now.

For the Deadheads:

Dark Star Stout (actually already taken by Starr Hill Brewery, with a second "r" on the end of "Star")
Black Muddy River Stout
Black Throated Wind
Black Peter's Stout (or Black Pyotr for a RIS? This one may be seen as a bit politically incorrect but it is a song name)
Dark Hollow (also used by a local commercial brewery for their bourbon barrel stout)

Other song based names:

Slippin' Into Darkness
Dark As A Dungeon
Long Black Veil
Big Black Smoke (a Kinks song) for a smoked stout

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

And ode to family guy:

Something Something Something Dauuuurk Siiiide Stout

Midnight Panty Raid

bwirthlin said:

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

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Just lost my appetite for stout. Thanks a whole freaking lot.

Fort Street Brewing in Michigan makes a stout called "Super Massive Black Hole of Deliciousness". Love the name, the beer is okay.

Herky21 said:

Harry Stouter

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This might work better for a porter. "Harry Porter".

dannypo said:

Fort Street Brewing in Michigan makes a stout called "Super Massive Black Hole of Deliciousness". Love the name, the beer is okay.

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hmmm...Singularity. I've got an american stout that's bottle conditioning right now, but I think I'd rather save it for a belgian stout. Probably about time I open an Allagash black to see if I like the style.