Somebody with a baby willing to try this?

If my kids were babies, I would try it. Heck, I would've tried anything when the babies were crying:

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-shut-up-a-crying-baby-5364?src=rss

I would try but I don't have kids and I don't leak japanese words out of my mouth while wine tasting so I don't think I could do it.

I'm thinking the baby's having a hard enough time of grasping Japanese, much less trying to enunciate "what the **** is that smell?!?!?!?!"

and this is yet another reason why I love the Japanese

I was sorta hoping they were making the baby drink...

I'll have a new one in about 7-10 weeks, and will definantly be trying this.

Orpheus said:

If my kids were babies, I would try it.

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I'd try it too, but I don't think the baby would be able to hold the glass properly.

Step 1. Take a real lighter, and attempt to light it, holding said lighter close to the phone speaker. Warning! Do not actually light it, you will burn your nose hairs/mustache off.

Step 2. Take a swig of liquid and attempt to make Japanese wine tasting noise. Japanese lettering falling out of mouth optional.

Step 3. Start coughing roughly and biatch about harshness.




Alternate solution: actually hit the bong whilst on the phone.

Yeah, I got our first coming in about 6 months...but I will go into deep meditation in the mountains and figure out how to do this....

just have Johnny5 take care of it for you

Who is Johnny?

Same sound comes from a bong, and the bong will make daddy happy too.

Oooh, somebody graduated.

When I first got my ego letters I wanted to plaster them all over the place too. Problem is that everyone knows what and MBA is and no one knows what a CET is.

Resume cooing over the babies...

Fingers said:

Oooh, somebody graduated.

When I first got my ego letters I wanted to plaster them all over the place too. Problem is that everyone knows what and MBA is and no one knows what a CET is.

Resume cooing over the babies...

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I swear, when I get my MA (and the PhD after that) I'll sleep in my degree robes. Congratulations Cheese.

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