MD Summer brew day 08/15/2009

That logo was linked earlier, but as it's probably protected by copywrite - hopefully this new logo will work for us.


Should we start an official MGBoF homebrew club?

jezter6 said:

Should we start an official MGBoF homebrew club?

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If so, let me know. BYO has asked me to write an article, and I will work in an MGBoFB reference. Not sure how, but I will...

claphamsa said:

or we just find a fat hooker and have her pee on alan. that would be a good logo.

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claphamsa said:

the more **** the better! there are people with no AG stuff(cugel) and people with retarded all grain stuff (Data). and some will be doing 2 batches... so bring it! wost thing is it doesn't get used!

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claphamsa said:

Im sure no one here is surprised to see that you like to see balls!

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Damn, you are sure quick with the one liners for a HOMO!!!

Ryan_PA said:

If so, let me know. BYO has asked me to write an article, and I will work in an MGBoFB reference. Not sure how, but I will...

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That would be amazing. We need to find some way to work it into the pictures too.

Oh, and either stefin or ryan send me the logos please.

nope. no logo for you.

Here are some links:
logo 1 - http://nagginghag.com/mgbof/monkey.pdf
logo 2 - http://nagginghag.com/mgbof/monkey2.pdf
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to being hammered.

I feel like the guy who walked in the room in the middle of the punch line. Is there an explanation of the monkeys f*%#ing the football logo that's appropriate for the forum, or should I just ask on Brewday?

I don't really remember how it started. I was slightly inebriated at the time.

It's the most accurate description of how an MD Brewday works.

We get the strike water for the mash ready, then everyone gets ****faced and nobody remembers what time we're supposed to drain the mash or how much water goes in the sparge. Then by the time boil comes, the hop schedule is usually screwed up in one or more manners.

Typically, we need to designate one sober brewmaster for the day to keep watch over everything. That person is NEVER my roommate, and I got tired of being 'that guy' for the first few brewdays, so I just sit and drink.

I remember when Stephin tried to be the sober brewmaster down at 98EXL's house...he was PIZZED off that we were all drunk playing ******* while he was monitoring 2-3 brews.

So, the last brew session was described as a monkey having intercourse with the football. But since there are LOTS of monkeys present - it became sort of a group intercourse session with the football (the brew).

jezter6 said:

he was PIZZED off that we were all drunk playing ******* while he was monitoring 2-3 brews.

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That was hilarious!!!

I nominate the new guy to stay sober!!

u dont have to be sober... just coherent!

Same thing...

its garrets turn.....

See now there are a couple problems with that idea. First, it would require him to actually be there and second it would require someone to keep him away from the vodka. Why don't you try an focus on getting your keggle first before trying to get him to brew for our drunk asses

I think Stephin and I may have voted Ryan as "sober brewmaster for the day."


Sorry you weren't in on the vote Ryan.

I was actually thinking the same thing earlier.

Hey guys, I may not come back. THe west coast has some great beer. Bartenders can kiss it, but the beer is fantastic.

I hope you get swallowed by an earthquake!!!

Ryan_PA said:

Hey guys, I may not come back. THe west coast has some great beer. Bartenders can kiss it, but the beer is fantastic.

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West Coast has NOTHING on Clap's imperial wit.

Those sissies and their "big hops" - that's all they know how to do out there.

bored, someone entertain me!

texts from last night

That should keep you entertained for a while.

Hey Stefin, what is the proposed grain bill for the flanders?

ill try to remember to check tonight! I haven't thought about it for a while... I think I just used Jameels recipe. but ill post tonight, maybe.

Sounds good enough to me. Let me know what ingredients you need me to bring.

hhmmmmmmmmmmmm

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ok, that worked cool! I rounded some up some down.....funny thing is, I almost put my vienna malt into my bier de kitten, simple for no idea what else to do with it ahahah!

Ryan, let me know what you think, I dont have any goldings, but I do have lots of hops, so we could sub something, or get goldings.

jezter6 said:

West Coast has NOTHING on Clap's imperial wit.

Those sissies and their "big hops" - that's all they know how to do out there.

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Dude, that was also my imperial wit! Where's the credit?

u werent there when they tried it!

I just got a pound of Styran Goldings, so I think we are good.

wow, no posts in almost a week! lame!

Anybody know of anyone looking to sell some pinlock kegs?

sadly no! I also know someone else who is looking for them...Also know someone who has a couple to sell for 100$

Pin locks are for wierdos. Ball locks are much cooler.

I agree! problem is Data Z is a wierdoooooo

I may have some spare ball locks if you want to man up.

Do enough MD folks like sours that we may be able to entertain a group brew with a barrel? I think Chadds Ford winery near me sells old barrels every now and then. They are the monster ones though, so there is no reason for me to get one myself.

oh me oh me!!!!!

where would we be able to keep said monstrosity? ive run into them... an they are huge!

It may cause a week of couch sleeping, but I have space at my place. I think it would need to stay at a constant temp, so it would need to be in my basement. I could make the room if there is interest.

im interested..... dunno how many other MDers like that kind of beer....

if it's a geuze or lambic, I'm in for up to 10g

Well, I was thinking flanders red, but if you all think we are still talking in 3+ years, I am in for a lambic too.