wakey wakey, eggs and:

Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon - sue me - and since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that

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tspilker said:

I am going to get stoned to death for saying this... but I hate the smell of bacon simply because my parents would do massive batches of bacon in the mornings sometimes growing up... This way they had pre-cooked bacon for the week. My room attached to the kitchen and the smell makes me want to puke.

However, knowing how popular bacon is, it is a great idea.

Does the chamber keep it cold until it cooks it?

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tspilker said:

I am going to get stoned to death for saying this... but I hate the smell of bacon simply because my parents would do massive batches of bacon in the mornings sometimes growing up... This way they had pre-cooked bacon for the week. My room attached to the kitchen and the smell makes me want to puke.

However, knowing how popular bacon is, it is a great idea.

Does the chamber keep it cold until it cooks it?

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