Caption this photo!

This photo is from Saturday. I love it- that's why I took it. But I need a funny caption!

Let's hear your best!

"You too can immortalize your friend here at Big Bob's Taxidermy for the low low price of just $89.95...That's right , just $89.95"

When you're putting the catnip in your traps, try not to use too much.

"What do you mean "We're taking you down, old man" ?!"

Cheers!

4 out 5 dogs where fooled by his slight of hand.

"Alright, before I teach you how to drive the tractor, lets go over some safety guidelines."

I know you're tired, I know your paws hurt. But I want you all to win this one for the Yipper.

Or for the HBT crowd it could be a "let's win this one for the Yooper"

I knew buying that 'Dog Whisperer' book would help

Everyone was amazed at Bob's ability to work with dogs. They didn't know he had a pocket full of treats...

Which One Doesn't Belong?

TREATS?! TREATS?!, did someone say Treats?

Where's the squirrel?

When I was your age, this was all fire hydrants as far as the eye could see.....

Bob was literally laughing out loud at these! Thank you for the laughs.

(My dog is the one on the far right- the biggest one, without a collar).

We were at a friend's "40", outside of Austin, for the weekend. It was a great time, although it got really cold on Saturday night!

Bob takes a few minutes to explain to the gathering crowd just what it takes to be considered outstanding in your field.

Yooper said:

This photo is from Saturday. I love it- that's why I took it. But I need a funny caption!

Let's hear your best!

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Bacon!

"Instead of calling the police or resorting to gun violence, Yooper dispatched her minions on the trespasser..."

"So, a pack of talking dogs is telling me that I am silly for talking to mytractor? Do you not see the irony?"

"......So I said, Schnauzer? I just met her!"

Okay guys, the game is 5-card stud, $10 ante, deuces are wild. C'mon, just like in the painting.

..So, Yoop, think neutering is a good idea?

"...so the other dog says, get this, teeter totter? I've got plenty for all you tots!"

WesleyS said:

"......So I said, Schnauzer? I just met her!"

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Winner!

"OK! I thank you all for coming. I may have found a way to re-attach your testicles...or at least somebody's testicles, I am not sure whose are whose"

I laughed at that. I shouldn't have, but I did!

No, we don't want any more fake bacon treats, give us BEER!!

He"s right, standing on your hind legs DOES make you look taller.

Here's a few safety tips when chasing tractors...do NOT get in front of the attachments!

Yooper said:

I laughed at that. I shouldn't have, but I did!

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I knew it! You are intentionally trying to not to find me funny!

"You see boys, back in my day after a long day on the farm Id'e go downtown and snag a couple bitches, take em back and do em doggie style."

I wanted to show ya'll where I buried the rest of the dogs that pooped on my carpet in case you thought I was bluffing.

Yooper misunderstood the "Make your best friend spent grain cookies" thread when she loaded Bob's pockets with them this morning.

Bob laughed at those!

Actually that picture is an intervention. The dogs are confronting Bob about his giving Lorena crabs.


It's true. I read it on Facebook.

AnOldUR said:

Actually that picture is an intervention. The dogs are confronting Bob about his giving Lorena crabs.


It's true. I read it on Facebook.

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That was a secret! I can't believe you shared that with the whole world. Everybody knows that on Facebook, my privacy is secured.

And what great crabs they were, BTW!

:rockin:

I'll bet you had to eat a lot of them to feel full,though!...

Yooper said:

That was a secret! I can't believe you shared that with the whole world. Everybody knows that on Facebook, my privacy is secured.

And what great crabs they were, BTW!

:rockin:

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Snorted!

cheezydemon3 said:

"OK! I thank you all for coming. I may have found a way to re-attach your testicles...or at least somebody's testicles, I am not sure whose are whose"

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Mine is still (completely impartial here) THE BEST!

annasdadhockey said:

"You too can immortalize your friend here at Big Bob's Taxidermy for the low low price of just $89.95...That's right , just $89.95"

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It's Chuck Testa's brother Bob!

teal said:

It's Chuck Testa's brother Bob!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

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NOPE! chuck testa......

awesomeness incarnate.

I love how the young girl is horrified that a bear is in her bed, but seems happy that an unattractive, emotionless "chuck testa" is in her bed.

SO effed.