Anybody up for a riddle?

i corrected to use a rhyme,
next time i will try to be on time



One frisky beaver they can hold,
hopefully my answer is not to bold.

The beaver is one fer shore
but there are some more
perhaps its the Irish whiskey
that made it frisky

A beaver you do say?
That's a nice word to play.
But if there are two?
Another animal lives in that zoo.
The "beav' is just one, there must be another
I'd say a P***Y - Cat
My rhyming brother!

Dan said:

A beaver you do say?
That's a nice word to play.
But if there are two?
Another animal lives in that zoo.
The "beav' is just one, there must be another
I'd say a P***Y - Cat
My rhyming brother!

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Clearly you forget the clam
And maybe a snake, if you're that kind of ma'am.

all good answers I see
but you have forgotten at least three

Three? 3!
I do not see
How bout some help
I have no rhyme to spree.

Its been too long since I've had a look
But two calves, an a**, a bunch of hares, and a fish no one can find
were left off the guesses that you took

About ten small pigs too. (sorry no rhyme)

Since the rest of the animal have made them selves known,
now i have a riddle of my own.

I'm always with you,
but not always new.
You will always need me,
and I am quite free.
Forgive me if i'm stale,
but I am not frail.
Who am I?

LabRatBrewer said:

Clifton multiplied and then answered assured
The correct part of his answer was the very last word.

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muse435 said:

"He" was on his way to St Ives
But he told no lies
instead he had some fun,
for he was the only one.

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muse435 said:

i corrected to use a rhyme,
next time i will try to be on time

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You are correct sirs. Yes indeed
One is the answer, as only he
Was on the way to visit St Ives
Damn I feel sorry for the guy with 7 wives!

muse435 said:

Since the rest of the animal have made them selves known,
now i have a riddle of my own.

I'm always with you,
but not always new.
You will always need me,
and I am quite free.
Forgive me if i'm stale,
but I am not frail.
Who am I?

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I thought of an answer mostly based on stale
but I'll hold my breath and my answer
for fear I will fail
I will check in late tonight
to see who gets it right

After my recent embarrassment
do I dare,
to venture a guess, the answer
is air?

LabRatBrewer I think you got it
Throw out an answer a wins in your pocket
Same thought I had after reading this question
And your repsonse is full of helpful suggestion

Edit: Looks like Clifton was giving the answer as I was a typing.
If both you guys aren't right I'm gonna start wiping.

You are very much right,
There is no need to fight.
The answer is air,
I hope the riddle was fair.
I will wait for the next riddle,
Whilst listening to the fiddle.

Here is a riddle and it is old
remember the age as you have been told:

My mother deserted me, but people picked me up.
They cut off my head, scoop out my heart and gave me drink. Then I began speaking.

If I were to take a guess and answer this song,
I am almost positive i'll be wrong.
A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween,
Like a made when I was a teen.

A Jack-O-Lantern friend you did say?
It doesn't cover the topics of the riddle today.
But I do admit I thought the same too
It just doesn't explain all things in this stew.

I hope that you are right of course my good man
LabRatBrewer brought upon a devious plan.
Wouldn't be the first time somebody gave the right answer
And my lethargic brain didn't follow it by chancer (bad)


Here are some of my foolish own thoughts.
Not one of them worthy a good sleep in a cot.

LabRatBrewer said:

Here is a riddle and it is old
remember the age as you have been told:]

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My mother deserted me, but people picked me up.
My answer was Moses floating the river Nile,
But that really does not make one smile

They cut off my head, scoop out my heart
I thought artichoke, artichoke
But I'm wrong from the start.

And gave me drink. Then I began speaking
This one is just way to hard
Tonight I'll sleep in the yard.

I can come up with crappy answers for certain sentences
But to answer it whole... it's like looking through a prism.

LabRatBrewer said:

The beaver is one fer shore
but there are some more
perhaps its the Irish whiskey
that made it frisky

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One donkey

LabRatBrewer said:

Its been too long since I've had a look
But two calves, an a**, a bunch of hares, and a fish no one can find
were left off the guesses that you took

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..and perhaps the occasional troublesome horse?


...two dogs?

A horse?

I'm cheating of course and had to look this up...


"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ‘til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: 'I'm Mister Ed.'"

LabRatBrewer said:

all good answers I see
but you have forgotten at least three

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Not the whole animal I know.
But sometimes there's a camel's toe.

LabRatBrewer said:

Here is a riddle and it is old
remember the age as you have been told:

My mother deserted me, but people picked me up.
They cut off my head, scoop out my heart and gave me drink. Then I began speaking.

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Once again, I cheated and googled it.
Not knowing drove me nuts and I nearly had a fit.

This is the hardest one I've seen here
If someone actually gets it, I owe them a beer.

lschiavo said:

Once again, I cheated and googled it.
Not knowing drove me nuts and I nearly had a fit.

This is the hardest one I've seen here
If someone actually gets it, I owe them a beer.

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I wanted to give a clue by changing the font
but none where fancy and curly
if I used the answer to write this taunt
perhaps the game would end early

Dan said:

A horse?

I'm cheating of course and had to look this up...


"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ‘til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: 'I'm Mister Ed.'"

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....Named Charlie

LabRatBrewer said:

I wanted to give a clue by changing the font
but none where fancy and curly
if I used the answer to write this taunt
perhaps the game would end early

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Don't give too many a clue.
Let those with the will power sit and stew.

From modern life, it's so far removed.
Thank goodness the technology's been improved.

lschiavo said:

Don't give too many a clue.
Let those with the will power sit and stew.

From modern life, it's so far removed.
Thank goodness the technology's been improved.

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I shall cease from dipping into another clue
and instead do what you said to do

Oh... Ischavio
Is your last post a simple clue?
Maybe I'll be smarter if I start a brew
Has been said before this is the toughest
Riddle to break, I'm giving it my utmost
LRB... man you're mean
Ya got my britches bursting at the seams
to know the answer to your quick riddle
I'm about to join muse435 and play my fiddle.

Putting LRBers riddle and Ischavio's hint together
Will work on this question want no more suggestions.

Well maybe I do, but leave that up to me and my crew.

I'm pretty sure Ischavio know's the answer
He kind of sneaky like that ..
did I mention my dog's name is Prancer?

Hmmm.. hmm, hm. I can't stop grinning.
This one is fun ..
Who am I kidding?
Don't have a clue under the sun

Minds much brigther than mine
Will figure this out

An man when you do
I'll serve up a stout!

Dan, there are a few good clues up there.
They still wouldn't have helped me though so beware.

I guess these are called "rebus"
It's much easier so that's a plus.

Rebus?

Ischavio I know your clue is not a bust
To this riddle I want to answer but can not yet just
A rebus is a symbol with simple clues
I really need to drink much homebrew.

D N A T S apostrohpe D

I have not idea what that means

I don't want to know the answer,
at least right now

I'd rather go sleep with the cow.

I nearly gave in and broke my will,
Then I realized it must be a quill!

D N A T S, D

Do not attempt this stuff Dan?


I have not a clue....
Over some (Irish) coffee I'll stew.

congrats, Kaconga, Quill is it
now on to the rebus to make a fit
I have half read upside right
but the whole answer is not yet in sight

Apostrophe is a catastrophe.
If that don't help, don't blame me.

I killed my very last keg of brew.
Riddling and rhyming with all of you.

It was time well spent but I'm signing out.
I'll be back. No need to pout.

double post - oops

Let me take this open mike
a say this rebus I truly like
I'll hide the answer that i get
after the laughter I'll end this set

You must have cheated to answer quill!
As for the rebus, standup comedy fits the bill.

I am so lost its not even funny,
Come on bro's, please enlighten me.

Dan said:

I am so lost its not even funny,
Come on bro's, please enlighten me.

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I already answered it easily
Now it time for titties, silly

emjay said:

You must have cheated to answer quill!
As for the rebus, standup comedy fits the bill.

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Still not sold on the answer of quill
But my small brain is only a shill
As for Emjay and his answer above
Damn good job brutha, you're deserve some love