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It appears as if the "others" are afraid to come back in here.....
The crickets are deafening....

Of all the things to regret the morning after, who'd have thought it was expressing a desire to sleep with another HBTer's wife? Or his mother? Or cousin? Or sister? Or aunt? Or all at the same freakin' time...
 
I'd sleep with Steve's wife
Ed's mom
Ed's sister
Haven't bet aunts or cousins.

No one mentioned in this post is an HBT member.
 
Ah, yes. Well, you'll have to talk to data for contact information. Hell, he may already have pictures.

Nah, I gave them their 10 bucks and left. I didnt feel I would be a repeat customer. Pictures woulda cost me an extra 20 and it wasnt really worth it to me.
 
Nah, I gave them their 10 bucks and left. I didnt feel I would be a repeat customer. Pictures woulda cost me an extra 20 and it wasnt really worth it to me.

Dude, you are freakin' harsh! I like that.... Can I look up to and admire you? I want you to be my "other" hero. Obviously, shecky is irreplaceable, but you are right up there....
 
The thread just doesn't have the same feel today, and I was actually busy a little this morning, then I just forgot. Doesn't look like missed much.
Kudos to Brownie Bites for getting work done after fridge cleaning. Those nights are always the best. Better on weekends, but they usually always happen sometime during the week.
 
Dude, you are freakin' harsh! I like that.... Can I look up to and admire you? I want you to be my "other" hero. Obviously, shecky is irreplaceable, but you are right up there....

I am in shock and awe that anyone would even put me in the same galaxy as shecky! Now its only a matter of time until someone comes along and burst my bubble.
 
The thread just doesn't have the same feel today, and I was actually busy a little this morning, then I just forgot. Doesn't look like missed much.
Kudos to Brownie Bites for getting work done after fridge cleaning. Those nights are always the best. Better on weekends, but they usually always happen sometime during the week.


So, how did it go with the IrregularP***y last night? Or was it a Jergens and hand towel night again?
 
Dude, you are freakin' harsh! I like that.... Can I look up to and admire you? I want you to be my "other" hero. Obviously, shecky is irreplaceable, but you are right up there....
You are so sweet.

I am in shock and awe that anyone would even put me in the same galaxy as shecky! Now its only a matter of time until someone comes along and burst my bubble.
And you are not even in the same galaxy. Consider the bubble burst.

Well, I don't see you offering up your wife or anything here. Any cousins you want to throw in the mix?
Yeah, my cousin Roxanne. Yes, that is her name.
 
A certain song by The Police just came to mind...... damn you now that will be stuck in my head the rest of the night. Oh well, just have to drink it out later!
 
R O X A A A A N N E... achkkk, snort hack! Sorry, can't rival Sting's voice..... just can't seem to get up there.

I can't believe I didn't get any smirky comments on this -
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/1084403-post450.html
I saw it, but seeing as that could be your wife, I stayed away from commenting.

If it is your wife, A) well done and, B) she's got too many clothes on.
 
yeah, that's the SWMBO. I will look for something better.....
That was a mighty fine pic. I figured it was your wife. She is lovely, looks Hispanic and has that look that says, "I will make you weep in bed but if you screw me over I'll kick your rear over a 10-county span, bury your pieces in 1,000 spots and make your grandparents wish they had used protection."
 
Why you going to crush my fantasy like that. I was hoping that whitey's swmbo was posing for you!

Hahaha.... I should have played that one out.
This any better shecky? Just for you.

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So, how did it go with the IrregularP***y last night? Or was it a Jergens and hand towel night again?
Well as you may have all guessed, It was her birthday not mine! :(

Why you going to crush my fantasy like that. I was hoping that whitey's swmbo was posing for you!
Whose Whitey? If you're referring to Brownie Bite, no his wife is to innocent to be that hardcore. That's the woman of a real man. Or the woman who use to be a man? I kid I kid!! You did post pictures of your SWMBO you know.
Prove her womanhood to us, but on the other side of the wall. I don't think certain non0members could handle it.
 
Kudos to Brownie Bites for getting work done after fridge cleaning.

A little more work than yesterday. I've also been browsing aimlessly quite a bit. Flexible deadlines rock.

Those nights are always the best. Better on weekends, but they usually always happen sometime during the week.

Oh, it's her weekend. She's a dental assistant and gets Friday-Sunday off. That's why she broke out the booze. Good thing my boss called and said he couldn't carpool today. I'm operating at 30% capacity and have to make a new batch of cider...
 
That was a mighty fine pic. I figured it was your wife. She is lovely, looks Hispanic and has that look that says, "I will make you weep in bed but if you screw me over I'll kick your rear over a 10-county span, bury your pieces in 1,000 spots and make your grandparents wish they had used protection."

Her words were, "If you ever, I will move back home with my mother..... and take your penis with me in a jar of vinegar and jalepenos".... Pretty much left me speechless!

Well as you may have all guessed, It was her birthday not mine! :(


Whose Whitey? If you're referring to Brownie Bite, no his wife is to innocent to be that hardcore. That's the woman of a real man. Or the woman who use to be a man? I kid I kid!! You did post pictures of your SWMBO you know.
Prove her womanhood to us, but on the other side of the wall. I don't think certain non0members could handle it.

I will have to do that..... "non-members" really can't be allowed to share in ALL the fun!
 
That was a mighty fine pic. I figured it was your wife. She is lovely, looks Hispanic and has that look that says, "I will make you weep in bed but if you screw me over I'll kick your rear over a 10-county span, bury your pieces in 1,000 spots and make your grandparents wish they had used protection."
Her words were, "If you ever, I will move back home with my mother..... and take your penis with me in a jar of vinegar and jalepenos".... Pretty much left me speechless!

Eheh. Yeah, my ex was pretty much like that too. Which made it all the more weird when she confessed that she had slept with 2 different guys on 4 different occasions and was falling in love with her coworker.
 
You must be thinking about shecky....

That whole Black Male thing, you'd think his wife would be into it more often...

So, I think the deal is, you keep me in a steady supply of beer and/or equipment, or I have my wife write pornographic love letters to your house. Or wherever your wife would be most likely to find 'em.
 
......Tits?
Yes Brownie, Those are tits. I'm starting to think all this talk of you and your wife to be a little false with basic questions like this!

At least you guys aren't currently in hell week. Then again, that week affords other opportunities :D
Isn't that some homo fraternity thing where "brothers" hide indoors and play with paddles on their "little brothers"? talk about a screwed up bunch! No I'm straight! Look at my spiky hair and my flipped up pink shirt collar!
 
Hahaha.... I should have played that one out.
This any better shecky? Just for you.

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HOLY JEBUS!!!!!!!


Well as you may have all guessed, It was her birthday not mine! :(


Whose Whitey? If you're referring to Brownie Bite, no his wife is to innocent to be that hardcore. That's the woman of a real man. Or the woman who use to be a man? I kid I kid!! You did post pictures of your SWMBO you know.
Prove her womanhood to us, but on the other side of the wall. I don't think certain non0members could handle it.

browniebite said that didnt match his complection so he has been dubbed whitey and/or white bread whichever your prefer.
 
That whole Black Male thing, you'd think his wife would be into it more often...

So, I think the deal is, you keep me in a steady supply of beer and/or equipment, or I have my wife write pornographic love letters to your house. Or wherever your wife would be most likely to find 'em.

OH NO! OK, ol' buddy ol' pal! I have a sixer of Busch lite on it's way as we speak....
 
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