Norselord
Well-Known Member
The following is because I am the original white guy, also i am a dad, and older than 40:
Everybody calls me "Supa Hoppe"
I brew so funky that I just can't stop
I'll ferment from the bottom or from da top
And use 2 pounds of that funky fresh crop.
What?!
Hum-to-the-U-to-the-L-U-S,
l-u-p-u-l-u-s
Gotta get me mo' o' dat bitterness
Said what? what? what? what? what is this?
Only sev-en-tee-2 IBU?
Yo, boy, what the f*ck is wrong with you?
I thought I done tole you what to do,
U gotta drop mo' cones in your homey-brew.
Got Chinook, Simcoe, Hallertau and Saaz.
That sh*t's comin out my Supa ... ears.
I got em for bitterin' and aroma
Damn, I just dry hopped your Corona.
Haul that Miller back to the chiller, killer.
And let Supa Hop be the flavor filler.
So, U think that Becks is a little bitter?
It tastes just like god-damn kitty litter,
Now wash that crap down the sh*tter, quitter.
I just tweeted "Mo Hoppes" on god damn Twitter.
All the ladies say "Oh please don't stop"
"You brew it soooo good, Mr. Supa Hoppe."
Cuz, I brew it like this, or brew it like that,
hell I even damn brewed with a wiffle-ball bat
But it ain't no beer without Supa Hoppe
It ain't no brew without Supa Hoppe"
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Everybody calls me "Supa Hoppe"
I brew so funky that I just can't stop
I'll ferment from the bottom or from da top
And use 2 pounds of that funky fresh crop.
What?!
Hum-to-the-U-to-the-L-U-S,
l-u-p-u-l-u-s
Gotta get me mo' o' dat bitterness
Said what? what? what? what? what is this?
Only sev-en-tee-2 IBU?
Yo, boy, what the f*ck is wrong with you?
I thought I done tole you what to do,
U gotta drop mo' cones in your homey-brew.
Got Chinook, Simcoe, Hallertau and Saaz.
That sh*t's comin out my Supa ... ears.
I got em for bitterin' and aroma
Damn, I just dry hopped your Corona.
Haul that Miller back to the chiller, killer.
And let Supa Hop be the flavor filler.
So, U think that Becks is a little bitter?
It tastes just like god-damn kitty litter,
Now wash that crap down the sh*tter, quitter.
I just tweeted "Mo Hoppes" on god damn Twitter.
All the ladies say "Oh please don't stop"
"You brew it soooo good, Mr. Supa Hoppe."
Cuz, I brew it like this, or brew it like that,
hell I even damn brewed with a wiffle-ball bat
But it ain't no beer without Supa Hoppe
It ain't no brew without Supa Hoppe"
Please donate to my rhyming dictionary fund at your convenience.
Anyone want to submit verse -- please post response for consideration and possible editing for final includsion.