Miller Chill and Keystone Light.
God, both of those beers are terrible, even when I was broke in college all I ever drank was Natty Light and being in South Georgia, everybody drank AB, no Coors or Miller. Once my girlfriend (now wife) who was at Auburn, me and a couple of my buddys drive to go visit/party for a footballl game, she does the nice thing and buys us 2 30packs, we had 1 each and went to the store to buy natty.
As for Miller Chill, me and the wife go to Lambeau Field for a Packer game in 07, the last game of the year so it was cold, not terrible, but a cool 16* w/ wind, so be buy some beer, so I finish my 12pk and start walking to the game. We see a huge Miller Chill semi trailer, with two tables in front of it with probably 2000 bottles of the stuff and there was nobody there besides the two beer girls serving, when I stay nobody I mean it not a soul. I walked up and asked what the deal was, they said "We're giving tastings, there free", so I was baffle and asked why nobody was taking advantage of this and why there wasnt a line or anything, which both said they didnt have a clue. So I grabbed as many as I could carry (now, Ive never heard of the stuff before). Me and the wife both have a sip and give each other the look of, did someone just take a dump in our mouths look (you guys know the one), so we go to the dumpster right next to the trailer and try to toss the 12 beers we grab in. No lie the damn thing was full of those Miller Chill bottles and it look like everyone was full. I had a good laugh about that.