Back despite no popular demand

I've been quiet on here for quite a while now. I recently got a PM from some random moron (Do I need to say I'm joking) that lifted my spirits somewhat, and it reminded me how much fun I used to have on this forum. No fun for anyone else, I'm sure, but the person most important to me used to have fun.

So, anyway, I get breaks in my work and have decided to try to fill them by being an idiot on here again more often.

So, heads up to all those people that may want to know where the ignore button is, it is that sweet spot between the genitals and anus. So if you need to ignore me, just press your taint! :cross:

Here's to you being an idiot again!

(I've been pressing my taint all morning, thankfully it doesn't have the effect you mention).

passedpawn said:

Here's to you being an idiot again!

(I've been pressing my taint all morning, thankfully it doesn't have the effect you mention).

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Are you sure it was you? I've been pressing your taint as well.

My taint isn't working!!!!

slomo said:

My taint isn't working!!!!

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There is not a lot of demand in the workplace for lazy taints.

slomo said:

My taint isn't working!!!!

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that taint working.... you have to say it right. If I'm not mistaken, Dire Straits did a song about it.




Gotta say I was missing you, LGI! Wish I was as quick-witted a writer. You crack me up ('taint me up' just doesn't have the same ring)

Damn, welcome back.


Wait, who the hell are you?

shecky said:

Damn, welcome back.


Wait, who the hell are you?

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I'm the guy behind the mask in your avatar.....But I'm not defending Boston, not after what they did to my lovely British tea!!

Are you painting yet? HINT HINT

TxBrew said:

Are you painting yet? HINT HINT

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No!! Painting is for pussies with some kind of self delusion complex that just want to copy/paste their world view onto society with an egotistical agenda. Artists are the bottom feeders of the new renaissance. There is nothing sadder than a wanker that thinks he can make the world gladder with his introverted drivel.

Oh my non-existent god, I wish I could paint again.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

No!! Painting is for pussies with some kind of self delusion complex that just want to copy/paste their world view onto society with an egotistical agenda. Artists are the bottom feeders of the new renaissance. There is nothing sadder than a wanker that thinks he can make the world gladder with his introverted drivel.

Oh my non-existent god, I wish I could paint again.

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He's BACK! I wasn't sure until this.

passedpawn said:

He's BACK! I wasn't sure until this.

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Insanity needs an outlet. Internet forums are a better place for this than a political event in a country with liberal gun laws.

Hamsters.

You missed an entire thread dedicated to burgling turds.

SwampassJ said:

You missed an entire thread dedicated to burgling turds.

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I are above such nonsense. I share the same hometown with Benny Hill.

I are intellectual.

Let me be the first...er, sixth...wait no, seventh, SEVENTH to welcome you home!

Shooter said:

Let me be the first...er, sixth...wait no, seventh, SEVENTH to welcome you home!

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Home is where the fart is.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

Home is where the fart is.

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Ah, 'tis true, 'tis true!

Shooter said:

Ah, 'tis true, 'tis true!

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It's actually more true than most would think! Think about it seriously, what is more grounded than the internal pleasure of a really good fart? Farts are truly a basic of self worth. The louder the better, the smellier the better.

Success in life is good, a good fart is success in satisfaction.

i, for one, emphatically demanded something.......not sure what, but THIS might be it. The incredible welcome I used to experience for my inane or insane or nonsensical humor has become less welcoming. I only get 5-10 thumbs ups a week anymore......and retarded asshats who spout sane, but nonethess sadistic BS seem to take over my threads.

You are here to save us......right?

cheezydemon3 said:

i, for one, emphatically demanded something.......not sure what, but THIS might be it. The incredible welcome I used to experience for my inane or insane or nonsensical humor has become less welcoming. I only get 5-10 thumbs ups a week anymore......and retarded asshats who spout sane, but nonethess sadistic BS seem to take over my threads.

You are here to save us......right?

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Um....Stay away from the debate forum?

If you don't like
What you see here
Laughing_Gnome_Invisible

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

It's actually more true than most would think! Think about it seriously, what is more grounded than the internal pleasure of a really good fart? Farts are truly a basic of self worth. The louder the better, the smellier the better.

Success in life is good, a good fart is success in satisfaction.

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Yes, but it's one case where trying too hard can result in failure, where collateral material is unexpectedly expelled in an extemporaneous extraneous anal co-exhaust, resulting in excruciating embarrassment (esp. during x-factor, typ. expat passtime of the likes of one LGI).

It's funny because he just crapped his pants!

Zuljin said:

If you don't like
What you see here
Laughing_Gnome_Invisible

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nice haiku - suppose we can get it changed to 4-4-7? or should it have a new name - taintku?



cheezy and LGI - now there's a pair.
of something.

Hang Glider said:

nice haiku - suppose we can get it changed to 4-4-7? or should it have a new name - taintku?



cheezy and LGI - now there's a pair.
of something.

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merkins?

My frozen meal says oriental chicken and noodles...it's chicken nuggets and spaghetti. WTH.

Healthy Choice?

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

Um....Stay away from the debate forum?

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IS THAT THE SECRET!!!!!?!??!??!?1


Just posted a thread there.......DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!


Wait......did that guy call me a pubic wig? (merkins)

awesome.....