Is my beer infected?

Now I know that I’ve been spending too much time here. Woke up this morning to a HBT dream. Disturbing! Somehow Bobby M’s Brewday, and the Red thread morphed together with a getting druck thread. I’ve never met any HBTers, but there were a bunch of us at Bobby’s doing a group brew. Bobby's wife was Red and she was naked in the pool. Everyone was really druck and somehow my brewpot fell off the stand. I struggled with a failed attempt to salvage what was left in a one gallon jug and fashioned an airlock from someone’s radiator cap and a twisted piece of lead tubing. Bobby and I were sitting on the lawn, homebrews in hand, surveying the carnage, but as Red exited the pool we agreed it was a good day.


The title of this post comes from drinking an old bottle of HB last night. It gushed and had a funky taste, but I drank it anyway. I'm thinking some fungal infection with hallucinating effects .

Sounds like the fungus you used to ferment that batch normally grows in cow patties instead of beer

I stopped reading after you stopped talking about your dream. do you have any more bottles of that? !

Sounds like one of the dreams I've been having taking chantix to quit smoking...highly vivid...

But I haven't had a naked red in a pool dream yet though.

Revvy said:

. . . But I haven't had a naked red in a pool dream yet though.

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It was nice. Would have been better if Bobby didn't end up with the girl.

(Although, Jester is probably not happy either way.)

I want some old homebrew.

Revvy said:

But I haven't had a naked red in a pool dream yet though.

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I've had a naked red in a pool (not in a dream, but it was dreamy!)

AnOldUR said:

(Although, Jester is probably not happy either way.)

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Nah, dream away. I get to be with her for real

AnOldUR said:

Bobby's wife was Red

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It's like you've elected some sort of HBT Prom King and Queen.

olllllo said:

It's like you've elected some sort of HBT Prom King and Queen.

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I actually blew my drink out when I read read that. Nice ... :rockin:

Gotta love the similar thred box.

I have to apologise for starting a thread in the same forum with the same title. It was just coincidence.....Honestly...... Sorry.

What the hell just happened? We dip into a vortex?

Now if this isn't enought to really bless with people I don't know what is.

Revvy said:

What the hell just happened? We dip into a vortex?

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Vortices are your friend......But yeah, you are in a fooking vortex.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

Vortices are your friend......But yeah, you are in a fooking vortex.

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Here...I'll put up a wormhole.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/my-beer-infected-131186/

I thought we were over here...