"You might like [beer style] if you like..."

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cweston

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I've been thinking that for a party where multiple beers are offered, it might be very helpful for non-beer-geeks to have something to help them decide what they might like.
In addition to a one or two sentence description of the style, I think a

"You might like [beer style] if you like..." could be very helpful. Some examples:

You might like dry stout if you like black coffee.

You might like IPA if you really like beer.

You might like oatmeal stout if you like dark chocolate.

You might like brown ale if you like coffee with cream and sugar.

You might like wit if you like champagne.

You might like hefeweizen if you like ?????.

You might like Koelsch if you like American Lagers.

Other ideas along these lines?
 
I was going to include...

"You might like Vanilla Caramel Cream Ale if you like mothers milk and teething biscuits."

But then I decided that that wouldn't be very nice.


:ban:
 
cweston said:
I was going to include...

"You might like Vanilla Caramel Cream Ale if you like mothers milk and teething biscuits."

But then I decided that that wouldn't be very nice.


:ban:

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cweston said:
You might like hefeweizen if you like ?????.

hot dogs........I know it doesn't make sense, but SWMBO and my buddy's wife both think hefeweizens smell like hot dogs
 
You might like Bud/Miller/Coors if you like...to chug your drink so fast you don't taste it.

There, someone had to say it.
:D
 
You might like Miller High Life or MGD if you like corn. I can't really say much, I like corn :eek:

You might like robust porters if you like roasty flavors like medium-roast coffee.

You might like nut browns if you like, well, nutty flavors.

You might like IPAs if you like chewing Tylenol :D (Okay, I admit it, I like the bitter-as-hell taste of Goody's headache powders.)

You might like British milds if you think you'd like what tastes like it started as good beer but had a lot of water added...

You might like Corona w/ lime if you like sucking on a lime after using it to scrape out the wet litter from a cat's litterbox :p
 
You might like Bud/Miller/Coors if you like...to chug your drink so fast you don't taste it.

There, someone had to say it.
:D

you took the words out of my mouth.
 
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