Online Translator: 12-year-old AOL'er

Check it out!!!!!1 OMG

Tahts A Gr3at Link 3van!11!1!!1 Omg Lol

(Whoah, it really works!)

Imm So Glad I Can Typ3 Liek A Let 12 Yaar Old Now1!!! Thx 3van!1!! Omg Lol I Think Ima Haev A B3r

O Man Yuri Is So Gong 2 Love This Link!1!11111

I Just Miexd 4 Lbs Of Sugar 1 Galon Of W8r And A Lemon11!! Omg Lol Wut Wil I Haev?!!!!?! Omg Lol

Malts
3 Pounds 3xtra Light Dm3
3 Pounds Light Wheat Dm3
1 Pound Carmel 60l (stepad For 45 Minutas At 150-165)
Hops
1oz Cascaed For Biterng (60 Minut3s)
5oz111!!1!! Saz For Flavor (20 Minut3s)
51!!11! Lol Oz Tetnang For Aroma (and Of Boil)
Y3ast
Wy3ast G3rman Ael
3xtras
1 Tsp Irish Mos (10 Minut3s)
4oz Lac2se @ 15 Minut3s
2 Oz Raal Vanila Extract
Primng
>1cup Lac2s3
4oz Vanila (b Caerful!!!!1 Omg Wtf This May B 2 Much Vanila For Som3 Paopla)
151!!1 Omg Cups Light Dma

Im Hapy 2 Join Wit U 2day In Wut Wil Go Down In His2ry As Da Greaetst D3monstration For Fredom In Da His2ry Of Our Nation
Fiev!1!!1 Omg Wtf Score Y3ars Ago A Graat Merican In Whosa Symbolic Shadow Wa Stand 2day Signed Da 3mancipation Proclmation!11!!! Omg Wtf This Mom3n2us D3cre Cme As A Graat Bacon Light Of Hop3 2 Milions Of Negro Slaevs Who Had Ben Seaerd In Teh Flmes Of Witherng Injustiec!111! It Cma As A U Daybreak 2 End Teh Long Night Of There Captivity
But!111 Ona Hundred Years L8r Da Negro Stil Is Not Fre!!11!!1 Omg On3 Hundrad Years L8r Teh Lief Of Teh Negro Is Stil Sadly Cripled By Da Manaclas Of Segragation And Da Chanes Of Discrimination!1!11!! Wtf Lol One Hundr3d Years L8r Da Nagro Lievs On A Lon3ly Island Of Povarty In Teh Midst Of A Vast Oc3an Of M8rial Prosperity!1!11!! On3 Hundr3d Y3ars L8r Teh Negro Is Stil Languishad In Da Cornars Of Merican Soceity And Finds Himself An Exiel In His Own Land11!1!1 Lol And So Weva Come Har3 2day 2 Drmatiez A Shm3ful Condition1!111 Lol

I Want 2 Go 2 A Party And Get Rat Arsed
How11!1!1! Omg Lol Can I Maek A Ten Dolar Br3w And Gat Around 10% Abv?!?!!

Evan! said:

Im Hapy 2 Join Wit U 2day In Wut Wil Go Down In His2ry As Da Greaetst D3monstration For Fredom In Da His2ry Of Our Nation
Fiev!1!!1 Omg Wtf Score Y3ars Ago A Graat Merican In Whosa Symbolic Shadow Wa Stand 2day Signed Da 3mancipation Proclmation!11!!! Omg Wtf This Mom3n2us D3cre Cme As A Graat Bacon Light Of Hop3 2 Milions Of Negro Slaevs Who Had Ben Seaerd In Teh Flmes Of Witherng Injustiec!111! It Cma As A U Daybreak 2 End Teh Long Night Of There Captivity
But!111 Ona Hundred Years L8r Da Negro Stil Is Not Fre!!11!!1 Omg On3 Hundrad Years L8r Teh Lief Of Teh Negro Is Stil Sadly Cripled By Da Manaclas Of Segragation And Da Chanes Of Discrimination!1!11!! Wtf Lol One Hundr3d Years L8r Da Nagro Lievs On A Lon3ly Island Of Povarty In Teh Midst Of A Vast Oc3an Of M8rial Prosperity!1!11!! On3 Hundr3d Y3ars L8r Teh Negro Is Stil Languishad In Da Cornars Of Merican Soceity And Finds Himself An Exiel In His Own Land11!1!1 Lol And So Weva Come Har3 2day 2 Drmatiez A Shm3ful Condition1!111 Lol

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OMG TISNF! HOW IS A 12 YAAR OLD 3V3N SUPOS3D 2 KNOW WUT TAHT IS????!?? OMG WTF

I Fukng Haet Twelv3 Y3ar Olds111! Omg Lol

the_bird said:

I Fukng Haet Twelv3 Y3ar Olds111! Omg Lol

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Yeah, but knowing how to read this means knowing how to read your performance evaluation in a few years.

I like this one too:

http://www.writtenhumor.com/snooptranslator.html

Takes this:

I don't know what's more annoying - 12 year old AOL'ers or rappers.

to this:

I don't know whizzle morizzle annoyizzle - 12 yizzle old AOL'izzle or rizzle

I used to have a link that would translate an entire page into 'shizzle'. Damned if I can find that link now.

Omg Hel11!!1!11 Wtf Tahts Just Plane Fukng Stupid11!1 Wtf Lol

WHAN IN TEH COURSE OF HUMAN EVANTS IT BCOM3S NEC3SARY FOR ONE P3OPL3 2 DISOLVE DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONACTED THAM WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUM3 MONG TEH POW3RS OF TEH 3ARTH DA S3PARAET AND EQUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATUR3 AND OF NATURES GOD ENTITLE TH3M A DECANT RESPECT 2 DA OPINIONS OF MANKIND RAQUIERS TAHT THAY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THEM 2 TEH S3PARATION W3!1!11! OMG WTF LOL

HOLD THASA TRUTHS 2 B SELF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD AQUAL TAHT TH3Y R ENDOWED BY THEYRE CREA2R WIT C3RTANE UNALEINABLE RIGHTS TAHT MONG THES3 R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!!11 WTF LOL (NOTE DA ORIGINAL HAND-WRITEN T3XT AND3D ON DA PHRAES TEH PURSUIT OF PROPERTY RATHAR THAN TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS BUT DA PHRAES WAS CHANG3D IN SUBSAQUENT COPEIS IN PART B/C IT WAS BROAEDR1!11!11 WTF LOL TEH LAT3R PHRAES IS USED 2DAY)
TAHT!!!!! WTF LOL 2 SECUR3 THESE RIGHTS GOVARNM3NTS R INSTITUTED MONG MEN D3RIVNG THEYRE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONSANT OF DA GOV3RNED TAHT WHENEVAR ANY FORM OF GOVERNMANT BCOM3S DESTRUCTIEV OF THES3 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PAOPL3 2 ALT3R OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUT3 NU GOV3RNMENT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLAS AND ORGANIZNG ITS POW3RS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 TH3M SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 3FECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS11!1!11

Our founding fathers would be so proud...

the_bird said:

I Fukng Haet Twelv3 Y3ar Olds111! Omg Lol

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GAT RAADY1111 WTF LOL BFORE U KNOW IT U HAEV ONE OR MOR3 AT HOME1!!11 OMG




AEWSOME LINK BY TEH WAY!1!1!! LOL

I think this is what you were looking for:
http://www.gizoogle.com/

Here's homebrewtalk.com:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http://www.homebrewtalk.com

Professor Frink said:

I think this is what you were looking for:
http://www.gizoogle.com/

Here's homebrewtalk.com:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http://www.homebrewtalk.com

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Haha, I like the All-grain & Partial-mash Gang Bangin...

I put my vows to my wife in......

I ADRIAN TAEK U DEANA 2 B MAH WIEF
21!!!1!11 OMG R TEH GOD TIEMS AND HARD TIEMS SIED BY SIED
I1!!1 OMG WTF HUMBLY GIEV U MAH HAND AND MAH HEART
AS A SANCTUARY OF WARMTH AND PEAEC
AND PLEDGA MAH FATEH AND LOVA 2 U1111! WTF
JUST AS THIS CIRCL3 IS WITHOUT END MAH LOVE FOR U IS ET3RNAL
JUST!11!1 OMG WTF LOL AS IT IS MAED OF INCORUPTIBLE MAH COMITMENT 2 U WIL NEVER FALE!1!!!1 LOL WIT THIS RNG I THE WED

!!!!!!!! OMG

In 15 days this thread is going to get crawled and then we are in for some Sh1te.

Professor Frink said:

I think this is what you were looking for:
http://www.gizoogle.com/

Here's homebrewtalk.com:
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.homebrewtalk.com

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I'm off to check the Cracka forum, then it's off to see what's new in Cook'n & Blingin'

lmfao