Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

So, just to add to the fun, I gotta pull for the Texans tonight. I couldn't care less about and all AFL matchup aside from the SB, but it'll be alotta fun to see all the excuses here later if the Pats lose.

Behold the awesomeness.

Cheers!

Reigning 3rd down Heavy Weight Champion of the World!

Is Houston going to show up or didn't they get the memo?

TheDudeLebowski said:

Is Houston going to show up or didn't they get the memo?

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You'd think Detroit was wearing Houston uniforms.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Is Houston going to show up or didn't they get the memo?

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I guess they believed it when the media calleds the Pats underdogs tonight

Wow, I thought the Texans had a defense....

In fairness, their defense showed up the last two drives. Their offense is apparently still on the bus... Hoping we're not looking at a tale of two halves here.

This is getting ridiculous. Texans better center their chi during halftime.

Halftime? Is it 38-0 yet? Good teams lead 38-0 at halftime.

Oh hey guys. What's going on?

Not much, just waiting for the game to start...

28 nuthin losers....

Oh crap. Did it start?

Somebody better tell the Texans.


Ya know what? Never mind. It's fun like this.

Imagine if Gronkowski was playing. It would be 48-7...

Yea go Brady up 21 get a first Down better pump up the crowd they've been silent all game.

Did the cardinals drug the pats?

You've got to be kidding me! Dumbest luck I've ever seen.

Scene of the crime

Cape Brewing said:

Scene of the crime

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You're referring to the anal raping that is currently in progress?

Ok... So that thing that just happened. One, awesome as any New England play should be. But: does that go down in the books as another TD pass for Brady? Just curious.

Also, did Stalworth ever have a Catch that pretty in his first tour with the Pats, because I can't remember one, but they were likely all just overshadowed by Moss...

TheDudeLebowski said:

.... They may only play starters for the first half. I think HOU and SF are good challenges before the playoffs but I'd like to see the quick HOU offense more than the SF D. Plus MNF.

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Epic prediction. Time to pull the starters. Thanks Ravens for starting to fold.

Hey guys... Seriously... Any fans if other teams that may want to jump on the bandwagon... Now is probably a good time.

Jets fans need not apply to Cape's offer.


But we'll take just about anybody else.

Lazarous said:

Looking forward the watching the Pats crush the Texans on Monday, and all the excuses from you a$$hat Texans fans

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Fixed that for ya, A$$hat!! bwhahahaha!


Texans, what a fraud team...

Are you not entertained!?!?!?!?

Wow.

The local District Attorney ought to file Indecent Exposure charges against the Texans....

Cheers!

Just a warning to folks... I might be a bit on the arrogant side this week.

cape brewing said:

just a warning to folks... I might be a bit on the arrogant side this week.

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Just a loud HA!!

Cape Brewing said:

Just a warning to folks... I might be a bit on the arrogant side this week.

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As apposed to any other week?

Ok, confession time: I voted, on some online poll today, that the Pats would win a close game tonight. In my heart of hearts, I expected more from the Houston offense. I'm still not sure if we're seeing a surprising no show on their part, or a really surprising showing of the Pats defense. But I never expected _this_. It'll be really interesting to read some analysis tomorrow from folks who didn't watch this game 3 or 4 big beers deep.

You're going to have to get to more than 42 pts against Houston to impress this Packer fan. Maybe you'll get to try again in the post season at their house too

AZ_IPA said:

As apposed to any other week?

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I took it as he was going to tone it down.

Cape Brewing said:

Just a warning to folks... I might be a bit on the arrogant side this week.

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Bri, I've said this to you many times before. It's fun ain't it.....

"The Game Of the Year" indeed

Texan's clearly ain't ready for Prime Time...

Cheers!

So, one thing I'll remember about this game was The Man Vince Wilfork going off on Houston with tackles and pass blocks, while the [unbelievably hyped before this game] JJ Watts spent the evening giving Tom Brady the occasional hug. I'll have to check the stats in the morning but the only time I even heard Watts name mentioned was the occasional attempt by that utter dickhead Gruden to generate some viewership juice as the Texans ship was sinking.



The Man is serious. You don't mess with The Man.

So, 'Frisco.
In Foxboro.
In December.
On national tv - again.

Sounds like a repeat in the offing. Vegas has Pats -5.5 right now...

Cheers!

Is it 58-0 yet?

Not impressed.

ChshreCat said:

Is it 58-0 yet?

Not impressed.

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LOL. Thats adorable. You scored a bunch of points once and now it's "pretend to have our big pants on" time.

Even with that impressive win, the Seahawks trail the Pats in points-scored by 172 points. That's disgusting.

The Pats have scored 472 points so far. No one else is over 380.

So... Yeah.. You're cute little one-game.... Not impressed.

Cape Brewing said:

LOL. Thats adorable. You scored a bunch of points once and now it's "pretend to have our big pants on" time.

Even with that impressive win, the Seahawks trail the Pats in points-scored by 172 points. That's disgusting.

The Pats have scored 472 points so far. No one else is over 380.

So... Yeah.. You're cute little one-game.... Not impressed.

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How many of those points were scored in Seattle?

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2012101408/2012/REG6/patriots@seahawks