Spouses that is.
I get home from a long day at work. I forgot to wear my special computer glasses, so I had a wicked headache forming.
I have to make dinner though, cuz she's reading a book and 'watching' tv.
Then she gives me hell for giving her a slightly smaller portion size (though she bitches she needs to lose weight).
I then proclaim "we are not watching Shrek Christmas", so she hides the remote.
So I'm in the other room, pounding down the Kolsch, wondering why my wife has to pick on me when she knows I'm already not in a sweet mood. Her day was just peachy, so she's got to f*#$ with me??
I get home from a long day at work. I forgot to wear my special computer glasses, so I had a wicked headache forming.
I have to make dinner though, cuz she's reading a book and 'watching' tv.
Then she gives me hell for giving her a slightly smaller portion size (though she bitches she needs to lose weight).
I then proclaim "we are not watching Shrek Christmas", so she hides the remote.
So I'm in the other room, pounding down the Kolsch, wondering why my wife has to pick on me when she knows I'm already not in a sweet mood. Her day was just peachy, so she's got to f*#$ with me??