Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Ducks have Stanford at home this weekend. Last time that happened:

Talib? Which one do you mean? Aqib or his mom Mrs. Talib? She may be able to take a couple of shots from the stands or out in the parking lot before the game. Nothing like a little bit of gun play to intimidate your oppenent before the game. Pat's by two TD's.

As long as she's on OUR side.

RIDLEY me this.... Who is red, blue and silver and is gonna slaughter the Colts this weekend?

The Pats.


(I am on fire. I can't be stopped!)

I can't imagine Andrew Luck getting cocky on Sunday. The Pats entire D-Line WOOD-HEAD butt him in the face and knock his punk azz out.

HoppyDaze said:

Ducks have Stanford at home this weekend. Last time that happened:

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Just stop

Punity said:

Just stop

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Oh I forgot you guys don't like college football. How retarded.

HoppyDaze said:

Oh I forgot you guys don't like college football. How retarded.

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Love college football. Just could nice two S**** about the ducks.

Don't hate the player son.

Sigh

HoppyDaze said:

Oh I forgot you guys don't like college football. I do because I"m very retarded.

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have fun watching intramural football. maybe while you're on campus you can sign up for a remedial math class. then you might be able to at least quantify your complete failure at life.

Cape Brewing said:

The Pats entire D-Line WOOD suck my HEAD

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motobrewer said:

have fun watching intramural football. maybe while you're on campus you can sign up for a remedial math class. then you might be able to at least quantify your complete failure at life.

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If I'm failing at life where's that put you?

um, not failing at life?

man that post must have took every ounce of brainpower you could muster! sit down, have a beer - you deserve it.

You're literally too stupid to insult...

I think Moto and Hoppy have too stong of a man-love thing going on. Can you two take it to PMs?

It is making the rest of us uncomfortable to watch you two get into your little lovers pretend slap-fights.

"you're schmoopy"

"NO... YOU'RE schmoopy!"

"No, YOU are"

"Tee hee hehehe"


Get a fuggin' room and hump it out

How do you setup a Poll in this forum. I want to do one for "Who's the man in this situation?"

TheDudeLebowski said:

How do you setup a Poll in this forum. I want to do one for "Who's the man in this situation?"

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I say they both catch

did you just pull a joke from a 1990's sitcom?

your ponytail must be pulled a little too tight. better go hit a coffee shop before it gets worse.

WTF does that even mean?!?!?

He's calling you a yuppie git em!!!!

schmoopie came from seinfeld.

I think he's referencing Suddenly Susan.

Wtf is a Seinfeld

I think we can conduct a poll like this:

Who catches?

Moto: 1

Hoppy: 1

then folks can just quote it and add their vote. ... and God knows all of your freakin' lame-azzes know how to doctor a quote.

My mental picture resembles a human centepiede

That's disgusting...

But not as disgusting as the beat down the Colts should be BRACE-ing themselves for!!

(BOOOOM!!! I still got it!)

Very Krafty Cape.

The Pats sure as hell aren't going to show the Colts any... LOVE... come Sunday.

Wait Cape, I got one. I hope the Colts go all Mike BRADY and get AIDS and die.

Nah. That's not the same.

McBrewskie said:

Wait Cape, I got one. I hope the Colts go all Mike BRADY and get AIDS and die.

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Nailed it

A hell of a lot of nervous puffiness going on around here.

I for one am interested in seeing what 350 lb GB lineman wants to reciprocate the stomp on Suh's nut sack.

Edit - does Suh play anymore or did they give him a lobotomy? You never hear his name even mentioned. Blacklisted I guess.

Everyone can have a good weekend knowing there's a 0% chance their team will get their asses kicked by the Seahawks this weekend.

Who's got the link to the lame college football thread. I want to drop in and say hi to Hoppy this morning.

You could try saying hello, but he might try to DUCK you this morning.

bluemoose said:

You could try saying hello, but he might try to DUCK you this morning.

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Pure gold!

bluemoose said:

You could try saying hello, but he might try to DUCK you this morning.

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Win....... the O in Oregon stands for 0 national championships.

Dominant win for the Packers. sigh

Ugh....Pats-Colts has "long day" written all over it if the Pats D doesn't get their chit together soon.

Gawddam the Pats secondary sucks. And Talib's already gotten lit up...

Cheers anyway!