We can only pray Bird....
The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread
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yeager1977
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Cape Brewing said:
And learn how to mis-wire the batteries
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It would be kinda fitting, seeing as how I'm already a flaming arsehole.
Flaming is right!
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Old carpenters don't die, they just get an inside job and have to take a ton of Motrin whenever they break out the old moves.
I got a buck says the first six inches a snow on that roof brings the whole thing down
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The last time you saw six inches was when you got arrested for jaywalking and Otis gave you some "Mayberry Love". You haven't stopped talking about it since.
My wife won these at a work drawing at MGH. All you can eat and drink tailgate.
GO PATS!
GO PATS!
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Nice. I believe Cape is planning some sort of tailgating decadence. Crash his soire, hes a d-bag but his wife and friends are great.
Que??? Sorry.. No hablo ingles
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Like I said, his wife is nice.
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your website also speake no english, or anything for that matter. sumting wong?
I'd make a KG/Carmello Anthony-inspired joke right here, but I'm too classy for that.
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No, but now it makes fun of beer nerds across the country for mocking their place-holder (i.e. **** design) website.
yeah... works for me. just tried it.
It might be the Commodor 64 you're trying it on Bird.
It might be the Commodor 64 you're trying it on Bird.
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It worked for me a few minutes ago. I did get kind of dizzy reading about all the spinning you're doing with your recipes.
...if ya can't make a decent beer, just dazzle 'em with spin
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You should be sure to tell everyone how you 'Triple Hop' the Bog Water. That will keep 'em coming back for sure!
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Shipping is expensive. Miller Genuine Draft isn't. Use your imagination to picture a different label and pocket the difference.
That's cold...
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Filtered?
Yeah, but he's got his own spin on it. Maybe they've "Quadruple-Hopped" it or something.
It's quite the label, too. I mean, I'm nowhere near that talented with Microsoft Paint.
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DakotaRules
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Cape Brewing said:
After all the years of abuse, did you expect anything less???
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Their slogan is going to be, "Anyone can 'Cold Filter.' We use second generation maxi pads from the 'Asian Massage Palace' next door for that special extra added flavor that is our own spin on a classic style."
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You know whats sad? A google search for bog iron brewing doesn't even have the bogironbrewing.com on the first 10 pages of search results.....
really?? Cuz all I got into google was "bog i" and the brewery came up.
You're probably doing it wrong.
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Ouch! Yeager hittin' below the belt!
Well, to be fair, the first link is to their Yelp! page. Of course, once the reviews start coming in, that may not be a good thing.
I don't think he was serious Bird... or if he was... he's retahded... Remember who made the post.
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Gotta go with the Cape here.
Bog i... typed into Google brought B.I.G. up as the third suggestion.
But Yeager still gets points for being funny.
Hey Brian, you bringing Bertha to Foxboro again this week? If only as a good luck charm drag that bad hitch along.
Bog i... typed into Google brought B.I.G. up as the third suggestion.
But Yeager still gets points for being funny.
Hey Brian, you bringing Bertha to Foxboro again this week? If only as a good luck charm drag that bad hitch along.
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Hitch... hitch...
I hate autocorrect.
I hate autocorrect.
Nah, see, I don't see the actual website on the first few pages when I Google "Bog Iron Brewing". It autofills "Big Iron Brewing" when you start typing, but Google doesn't bring up www.bogironbrewing.com as a search result (not that it's all that hard to guess the website, or find it on the Yelp! page).
In fact, this website appears well before yours in the actual listings.
http://bogironbrewers.com/
Personally, I think you should go with that one.
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Is that a cartoon drawing of a giant squid with a horn stuck up Yeagers ass that they are using for their logo? Cause if it is I definately dont want to party with those cowboys.
It looks like some kind of unicorn/bird-squid, but that's definitely Yeager on the receiving end. Are his nipples erect?
wtf?????
Uh oh...
"Due diligence? What's that?!?"
Cheers!
"Due diligence? What's that?!?"
Cheers!
Release the lawyers!!!!
Did you guys trademark Bog Iron Brewing? I don't see it in the Trademark database. Maybe I'll trademark it, open up a homebrew shop, and sue you.
