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So I needed to get my smoker and my kegerator out to Worcester, MA last week. I'm BBQing 75 racks of ribs and a dozen turkeys for my buddy Drunkens wedding. I've already got 6 kegs of brew ready and we might decide to quickly brew up another 10 gallons of my India Wharf IPA.

So we load the BBQ onto his trailer and chain that down, after which we load the Keggerator on behind it. Then, because it seemed like a good idea at the time we took one of my CPR manequins and put it in his Fire Department turn out gear and strapped that to a chair behind everything.

To stand guard. Just in case. Cause you never know. Rust never sleeps.




Manny has a brew in this pic, but he's the only one who had one until we got to Worcester since we figured it was inevitable that we'd get pulled over. Oddly enough, we drove all the way out there without one cop hitting the blue lights.


We switched the FD helmet for a Sam ballcap in case we lost the hat to wind. Didn't happen, he kept the hat the whole way out.

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I don't believe you. That's no mannequin. That's YOU after a keg or two, isn't it? 'Fess up, now.........

Micheal Jackson! He's alive!

you might as well bring it all to me since its already on the truck and you are no more than 8 hours away

I wanna see pics of the BBQ.

At least you have the mannequin to stand guard, so your 'rator won't get stolen by some punk kid like EdWort's did last year.

Sir, I salute you.

Good thing you didn't pass me. I would have followed for hour after hour to find the party.

Well, I'm not exactly inviting you guys to Drunkens wedding or nuttin but I bet if you happen to be in the neigborhood of Holden, Mass on that special day no-one is going to check to see if you have an invitation. You know what the difference is between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. One more won't make any difference.

Or, you could just come to the Second Annual Masstoberfest on Oct 3rd at my place. You are definetly invited for that. Same basic menu, without his stressed out SWMBO in white or Mother-o-SWMBO.

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