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Anyone ever brew with LSE (Liquid Spam Extract).

Sounds filthy. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Which begs the question: WHY???

... huh?

Are we talking meaty spam as in the Monty Python sketch?

orfy said:

Are we talking meaty spam as in the Monty Python sketch?

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No we're talking dirty rotten scoundral type spam...I just posted that to get the butthead off the front page.

Ah, so more like Liquified Spammer Extract

Nah' just let my doggies chomp on his goolies.

Does any one know why spam (mail) is called spam?

orfy said:

Nah' just let my doggies chomp on his goolies.

Does any one know why spam (mail) is called spam?

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Wiki knows all!

Not sure if that's really an accurate assesment of it's origins, but I like it

It's the only derivation I've seen.

The sketch is great.

Tatter ash is great with spam.

"But I don't like Spam!"

"I'll have yours... I Love it!"

El Pistolero said:

Anyone ever brew with LSE (Liquid Spam Extract).

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You cheered me up El Pistolero earlier! - The crap they spammed in across the 3 or 4 threads didn't even find the 'asian beer' section! Anyone fancy a glass of Kingfisher? - Amateurs!

orfy said:

Tatter ash is great with spam.

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Tatter ash? is that Tatty Hash cooked out to embers?

Caplan said:

You cheered me up El Pistolero earlier!

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Glad to be of service.

Not to change the subject, but what do you think of Black Cat? I've been thinking of brewing some.

El Pistolero said:

what do you think of Black Cat? I've been thinking of brewing some.

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Do you mean these guys?

www.moorhouses.co.uk

Yeah, those guys...is it any good?

Wait.... I like Spam. Cut one section out of the can and pour in some vinegar. That's one dish made to be eaten with a pocket knife. I've also eaten it with a phillips screwdriver ( I wiped it on my jeans first ! ) after cutting it up with a pocketknife.

orfy said:

Does any one know why spam (mail) is called spam?

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Here's the info on SPAM:
Acronym Meaning
SPAM [not an acronym] written spam -- slang name for Unsolicited Commercial Email (UCE; junk/bulk email)
SPAM Spiced Ham (Hormel canned pork developed in 1937)
SPAM Scanning Photo-Acoustic Microscopy
SPAM Schools of the Pacific Atmospheric Monitoring
SPAM Search Pattern Assessment Model
SPAM Service Provisioning and Account Management
SPAM SGML Parser Add Markup
SPAM Shelter, Portable, Air Mobile
SPAM Shelter, Protective, Aircraft Maintenance
SPAM Shoulder of Pork & Ham (Hormel canned pork developed in 1937)
SPAM Society for Palmtop Advancement through Meetings (San Francisco, CA)
SPAM Society for the Preservation of Amplitude Modulation
SPAM Some Place Around Montana / Missouri / Massachusetts / Mississippi / Maine
SPAM Space Planning and Management (University of Missouri - Columbia)
SPAM State Police Association of Massachusetts
SPAM Stop Pornography and Abusive Marketing Act
SPAM Strike Package and Associated Messages (tactical Tomahawk weapon control system) SPAM Systems Personnel Activity Meeting (Yale)

Wild

wild said:

Here's the info on SPAM:
Acronym Meaning
SPAM Spiced Ham (Hormel canned pork developed in 1937)
SPAM Shoulder of Pork & Ham (Hormel canned pork developed in 1937)

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I always thought it stood for "Synthetically Produced Animal Meat".

-walker

El Pistolero said:

Yeah, those guys...is it any good?

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I have to admit i've never tried it!

I've searched for bottles at a couple of my usual Shops today to 'test' on your behalf but couldn't find ANY of their range! They're brew about 25 miles from me but their stockists seem to be small independant shops - the one 'Nationwide' listed i've never heard of!

I'm totally confused!

What's going on? El P. please explain!

Soz, but I am not a computer whizz, just an old school engineer who hasn't quite cottoned onto the IT revolution!

Who's spamming who???

BlightyBrewer said:

I'm totally confused!

What's going on? El P. please explain!

Soz, but I am not a computer whizz, just an old school engineer who hasn't quite cottoned onto the IT revolution!

Who's spamming who???

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There was an offshore software dickhead spamming all the forums...his posts have since been deleted. My post was just to get him off the front page.

Haha,

An anti spam spam!

I thought it stood for Shoulder Pork And Muscle, since it was originally derived from the hard-to-clean bits of the shoulder bones that didn't make good cuts of meat. Of course, it's subject to haiku:

Got a new spamgun
covering the neighborhood
with mounds of pink fat

and, of course

Spam is amazing
Why is it when we eat it
It comes out the same

Yes, I'm done. I'm very done.