So, A guy gets arrested for bestiality. He asks a friend what he should do. The friend says hire a lawyer that can pick a good jury, so he does. At the trial he gets on the stand. The prosecution asks him what happens. He says he was in the barn and this new lamb started shaking her tail at him and giving him the eye so he couldn't help it and gave it to her. When he was finished, he rolled back on the hay to relax and that little lamb came over and started licking him all over. At which time the head of the jury leaned over to the guy next to him and said, "You know, a good lamb will do that."