The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

was someone doing a little drinky drinky?

Cape Brewing said:

was someone doing a little drinky drinky?

Click to expand...

Maybe!?!?

I was hoping to laugh at a couple of jokes but only saw 1 and then wasted attempts.

I think it was you that was wasted

yeager1977 said:

I think it was you that was wasted

Click to expand...

And again a buzz kill.

Brian I saw that blog a while ago and was wondering about it. I knew it was you guys but wasn't sure who documented it. It was a good detail. I need to talk to you tomorrow too. I have a couple of things.

Dakota, welcome to 2012. This technology stuff is tough I know. But maybe you should try and learn what a private message is.

no

PM's have no business on this thread. This is all about putting the dirty underwear out there so everyone can laugh at the skid marks. Yeager, you should know that, you're Exhibit A. The prime skid mark. In fact, I think I'll refer to you as Skid Mark in all future postings, just to remind you.

Hey Flounder!!! Where the fk is my U share!?!?

I know it hasnt reached its target FG.. But... Thats ok... I want my share.

Let me know when I can come and get it.

I'll bring a carboy

Try calling him Skid Mark. He likes it.

I think I've made a grave error. I actually stopped at the Vegetarian food truck thats parked just down the street from Children's before class. I had a chick pea fritter sandwich with all sorts of vegetable stuff inside about 90 minutes ago. Pretty darned good, even if I just barely made it to the library bathroom before Vesuvius erupted. My body appears to be rejecting my food choices. This isn't good. I need to put a few finishing touches on a paper that's due tonight and at this point I don't dare leave the men's room.

OK, boys, looks like I'm out for the 31st. I know you'll all be devastated to hear that. the_Wife usually only goes to one or two conferences a year, but they ALWAYS seem to be on the date of a brewing event of one kind or another.

I'm sure you'll drink my share without me.

What's the 31st?

Cape Brewing said:

What's the 31st?

Click to expand...

I'll take "what do we call the last day in 7 of the months for 400", Alex.

U4 day at Skid Mark's.


You mean we forgot to mention that to you? Gawd dammit! Heads are gonna roll for this! Dakota, aren't you the one we put in charge of letting Cape know about U4 day? Dammit!

paulthenurse said:

Dakota, aren't you the one we put in charge of letting Cape know about U4 day? Dammit!

Click to expand...

Yes you did...That's why I told him not to come.

He told skid mark he's showing up with a carboy to collect. This is going to get interesting. I wonder if cape will drop off his dirty brew pots for him to clean too!

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark! Actually, it's not so much a mark as it is a ring of cooked on hops and beer stone. Skiddy doesn't do such a great job of cleaning that up.

Hey Massholes,

Get off the couch and go vote. Now. People gave their lives for you to have that right. Don't disrespect their sacrifice. Go do it. It doesn't matter who you vote for, vote for "None of the Above" if you like, but go exercise your right.


Ok. I'm getting off my soap box non.

paulthenurse said:

Hey Massholes,

Get off the couch and go vote. Now. People gave their lives for you to have that right. Don't disrespect their sacrifice. Go do it. It doesn't matter who you vote for, vote for "None of the Above" if you like, but go exercise your right.


Ok. I'm getting off my soap box non.

Click to expand...

As a registered indy (well, in AZ they call it "Party Not Determined") I couldn't vote in our GOP primary; in fact neither could ~35% of the state which are registered indies. Nice system, huh?

paulthenurse said:

...


Ok. I'm getting off my soap box non.

Click to expand...

Non? Non soap box? WTF?

Already voted.

paulthenurse said:

Hey Massholes,
Get off the couch and go vote. Now. [...]

Click to expand...

Been there, done that. I voted for "The Other Guy"...

On an entirely different note, this showed up in my In-Box from Mayflower Brewing:

*********************************************************
"Sale on Cases of Winter Oatmeal Stout!
Say goodbye to winter! Just a heads up for our local patrons -- starting today and for a limited time, we are offering the last of our Winter Oatmeal Stout cases to consumers for a special end-of-season price of just $20 per case. Come by the brewery and get some while they last during our normal retail hours - Tuesday through Friday 12 noon to 6PM and Saturday 11AM to 3PM.

Cheers!
Drew Brosseau
Mayflower Brewing Company

12 Resnik Road
Plymouth, Massachusetts 02360
508-746-2674
*********************************************************

Cheap brew! Get it while it's...ummm....

Cheers!

Az,
Couldn't you change your party affiliation to whichever party interests you more prior to the election then change back afterwards?

Good on you. Rick. I guess you aren't a total ******.

day_trippr said:

Been there, done that. I voted for "The Other Guy"...

Click to expand...

You voted for Michelle Bachman?

I voted this morning before work...

paulthenurse said:

...

Good on you. Rick. I guess you aren't a total ******.

Click to expand...

Wait a minute, it's either total, or nothing...

paulthenurse said:

You voted for Michelle Bachman?

Click to expand...

LOL! Ok, that was funny

But, no. I voted for the one person officially running that isn't rich or insane...

Cheers!

Ok, I'm at a total loss. Whom amongst them isn't some combination of rich and insane?

Eff that. I'm not voting. You vote and then you can get called for jury duty. Screw that sht.

paulthenurse said:

Az,
Couldn't you change your party affiliation to whichever party interests you more prior to the election then change back afterwards?

Click to expand...

Yes, but that requires effort. Actually, I'm just pissed at politics right now, and it was fairly obvious Romney was gonna win in AZ....

Cape Brewing said:

Eff that. I'm not voting. You vote and then you can get called for jury duty. Screw that sht.

Click to expand...

Get this - I'm on call for jury duty this month. Every Friday I have to call to see if I report the next week. No big deal, right? Well, the f'n court house I'd need to report to is in Prescott, AZ; 241 miles from my house.

I think you bring up a good point Cape. If I were ever to get accused of some crime the absolute LAST thing I would want to see when I looked over at the 12 of my "peers" would be some beady eyed, sloped forehead, snaggletoothed, dog rapin', booger pickin' goober like you sittin' there.

Maybe the system works better than we think?

Is it against the law to kill the 25 screaming preschoolers jumping up and down on the trampoline at the house next door? It's 3:00AM in my world.

Go over and ask if you can try it out. Problem solved with just one jump.

either that or walk around your yard in your thong for a few minutes. $10 says those kids will be inside and quite in a flash.

I love the quote today from Papelbon, about how Philly fans tend to be a little smarter than Boston fans. 'Cause I know some Philly cheesesteaks that are Mensa candidates compared to Paps.

I look pretty damned good in my thong, especially the gold shiny one . You're just jealous.

bird, the man may be dumber than CCWR but he won for us. You gotta give him that.

Hey Pauly... Its March 8th and the Sox have zero!, count em, ZERO regular season wins. Whatta ya figure? Fire the whole team or what?

God knows you're a Yankee fan at heart anyway.

Whose oaked cherry melomel scored a broze medal at the 2012 Mazer Cup?

<<<<<<< This guy....


(Had to brag here, since teh Tap Room queers don't actually brew and get jealous of my award winning creations. )