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You'd think someone who's been here for four years would know how awesome a forum named Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling is, but nope. I've seen it around, obviously, but not until now have I taken the time to really check this forum out. I've discovered a whole new side of you people and I love it. I just killed over an hour just reading random threads and watching the cat porn video. I expect I'll be spending a lot more time here in the coming forever. :mug:
 
Yooper said:
Seriously? After four years you didn't know that we're a bunch of drunks who get off on cat porn, making soap, and talking about cable TV? Geez. There is no hope for you.
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I thought we were a highly intelligent group of people with perfect tact and professionalism engaging in a productive conversation about the brewing of beer, wine, mead and cider. I mean, if I'm way on that, I stand corrected, but how do you expect me to not think what I thought based on the content of the other forums? ;)
 
nukebrewer said:
I thought we were a highly intelligent group of people with perfect tact and professionalism engaging in a productive conversation about the brewing of beer, wine, mead and cider.
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if this is how you really feel, then I highly recommend you NOT look into the debate forum. Your dreams will be crushed.
 
hmmm... I dove right in. I figured "I dont know much about brewing yet so I wont pee in the cheerios, but one thing I AM proficient at as getting drunk and mumbling."
 
nukebrewer said:
You'd think someone who's been here for four years would know how awesome a forum named Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling is, but nope. I've seen it around, obviously, but not until now have I taken the time to really check this forum out. I've discovered a whole new side of you people and I love it. I just killed over an hour just reading random threads and watching the cat porn video. I expect I'll be spending a lot more time here in the coming forever. :mug:
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Maybe because no one likes you?
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We talk about the science
We talk about technique.
We talk about infections, kegging, bottling
We talk about recipes

We brew beer........Then we drinksh ALL of it! Take that Muffernuckers! This fred ish for the peoples that jusht dranked all their beer! :mug:



Um, then it's onto the brewing again. :)
 
I spend most of my time in Drunken ramblings. Its a nice comfy spot to hang out. Sometimes I feel guilty that I don't peruse the other subforums more but then I have another beer and its ok.
 
kybar said:
Brewing is science, math, chemistry, biochemics, horticulture and culinary arts rolled into one, yet comes out to become a beautiful smooth sensual thing that brings out the idiot in everyone!
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I prefer the label of Mad Scientist in lieu of "idiot". Just sayin'.
 
So, baby oil comes from France? Ya learn something new (And inaccurate) every day! I read it on the internet though, so now it's the truth.
 
H-ost said:
How do you fit 15 babies in a bucket?




Blender.
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Your post was disgusting and offensive to anyone with children. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are a sick, perverted bastard and you should have your nuts cut off and fed to bears.

Gave me a slight chuckle though, I would have gone with wood chipper myself. Overall, more violent, better comedic effect. :)
 
Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:
Your post was disgusting and offensive to anyone with children. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are a sick, perverted bastard and you should have your nuts cut off and fed to bears.

Gave me a slight chuckle though, I would have gone with wood chipper myself. Overall, more violent, better comedic effect. :)
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Yeah but the with the chipper it is more difficult to contain the mess and then you have a big clean up for the chipper alone. The blender keeps the mess contained and all you have to clean is the "pitcher".


....ooooohhhh... that's right we are talking about jokes...
 
This thread is getting out of control.

babies should be dispatched by whatever means at hand, then disposed of in an acid bath, or eaten. I hope we can put this debate to rest.
 
bioguy said:
I prefer glass to brewing in a bucket, but the blender is a good idea. Now, do you mash them or add them to the boil?
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I think you want the' I'm an idiot' thread, down the hall....
 
Nukebrewer, welcome to the other side of HBT.

Btw I would put the babies in the mash. It would create too much trub in the BK. I think the rule of thumb is a 5:1 ratio. 1 lb rice hulls to every 5lb baby
 

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