Obliviousbrew
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I see...
Jaehnig said:If I use two weevils they may asexually reproduce together and I would have four or more weevils. I they reproduce, I may have eight or more and so on. Too many weevils will drain the charge on my fermentation chamber and may transport my wort into the 5th dimension.
Whattawort said:Just do us a favor and don't try to divide the weevils by 0.
Jaehnig said:By dividing the weevils by 0 we may generate enough nuclear energy to power our tractor beam. We will be able to produce enough tractors to knock mars out of orbit. This would cause extreme temperature differences during bottling. Producing off visual effects.
I just met a man named Brutus. Is he meant to be added into the secondary with my weevil?
Brutus is definitely intended to be secondary. Do not drink this brew on the 15th of March, or you may be randomly stabbed...
Leadgolem said:Brutus is definitely intended to be secondary. Do not drink this brew on the 15th of March, or you may be randomly stabbed...
Unless its w leap year. Then you'll be stabbed by a leprechaun. Twice!
Your a unicorn? I'd be careful admitting that around here or you'll end up in the brew kettle. No offense but unicorn makes a great dry hop and the horn is a perfect mash paddle. It adds that little bit of magically deliciousness.
All I have to do is fart and I'll propel myself out of danger and leave you in a cloud of rainbow dust and skittles. Sucka! And that's just perverted. Really, you not only want to touch my horn, but you want to keep it? Sick bastard.
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So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his junk. Bartender asks about it and the pirate replies: "arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."
These are the same pirates that besiege laser toting sharks in 750,000 gallon fermentors, just for the record.
All I have to do is fart and I'll propel myself out of danger and leave you in a cloud of rainbow dust and skittles. Sucka! And that's just perverted. Really, you not only want to touch my horn, but you want to keep it? Sick bastard.
I see your gnomes, and raise you zombie cyborg ninja monkeys ..... Oh wait, never mind. I'm saving those for the apocalypse. I'll have to get back to you on December 22nd.
Jaehnig said:If I use two weevils they may asexually reproduce together and I would have four or more weevils. I they reproduce, I may have eight or more and so on. Too many weevils will drain the charge on my fermentation chamber and may transport my wort into the 5th dimension.
static said:Your a unicorn? I'd be careful admitting that around here or you'll end up in the brew kettle. No offense but unicorn makes a great dry hop and the horn is a perfect mash paddle. It adds that little bit of magically deliciousness.
HawksBrewer said:So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his junk. Bartender asks about it and the pirate replies: "arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."
These are the same pirates that besiege laser toting sharks in 750,000 gallon fermentors, just for the record.
Leadgolem said:I see your gnomes, and raise you zombie cyborg ninja monkeys ..... Oh wait, never mind. I'm saving those for the apocalypse. I'll have to get back to you on December 22nd.
static said:Release the KRAKKKKKKENNNNN!!!!!!!
I only have 4,700,623 left. I don't want to waste them.the only reason that there's going to be an apocalypse is because effers like you save their Damned cyborg ninja zed monkeys and don't share them.
I only have 4,700,623 left. I don't want to waste them.
EDIT: Besides, I thought you had stock in the apocalypse? And the cigarette companies...
I only have 4,700,623 left. I don't want to waste them.
EDIT: Besides, I thought you had stock in the apocalypse? And the cigarette companies...
do I want Anarchy? NO
I have no monkeys or gnomes. :-( . All i have a single beerfairy and she seems to disappear between batches. I think I'm doomed.
beer fairies are just annoying and get glitter in your beer.
How can this be annoying. I mean really....
TY Revy
You clearly haven't balanced your fairy/gnome/bear ratios correctly. It's a delicate balance. You let the bear out of the primary didn't you.
He died. Apparently he was allergic to the pecans in my Southern Pecan ale. I'm waiting for him to float to the top. Hate to take him out of the fermenter and miss out on all hair. Best clarifying agent ever. If I can find a miniature whale, he's going in next. I hear baleen works even better.
SWMBO will never again allow me to ferment in the house with whale. The smell is not teven he worst of it...it's all the seabirds it attracts.
Do you think beer will ever become intelligent enough to revolt against us? Then it will start brewing with us as ingredients. Then one beer will probably get the idea to start a forum about it. Then there'll probably be a bunch of beer posting the questions "Did I ruin my human brew?" "Can I add fruit to my human brew kit?" "Should I secondary my human?"
I'm sure one of them will start a thread saying he's an idiot. That's where things probably start to go down hill. Of course all this can be avoided if you keep a good balance of beer fairies and miniature whales in your beer.
Hamsterbite said:Quantum theory all but guarantees that has already happened elsewhere in the universe.
Quantum theory all but guarantees that has already happened elsewhere in the universe.
Which Universe?
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