Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Cape Brewing · Sep 20, 2012

Isn't Pollard hurt?

Besides, none of the Pats are going to "meet" Ray Lewis on the field. All they have to do is take the tennis balls off the legs of his walker and he won't get any where near anyone.

"git ovah he-ah you little whipper snappers!!!"

the_bird · Sep 20, 2012

Last I heard, Pollard was planning on trying to play this week. Who do you think he's going to target this time? Ridley? Lloyd? Hernandez would be the obvious target but he's already out. You can't really hurt Kellen Winslow any more that he's already hurt (best comment I heard about Winslow is that he's got three bad knees).

Cape Brewing · Sep 20, 2012

Really??? I get nuthin for the "tennis balls" crack ?? I thought that was gold.

the_bird · Sep 20, 2012

Meh... you've done better. Hell, Moto's done better, and technically, he's retarded.

Punity · Sep 20, 2012

I think Pollard hurts himself before anyone else.

McBrewskie · Sep 20, 2012

Cape Brewing said:
Really??? I get nuthin for the "tennis balls" crack ?? I thought that was gold.

Nope, nothing. Your posts suck.

Punity · Sep 20, 2012

i heard they werent relevant

dataz722 · Sep 20, 2012

the_bird said:
Although to be honest, I'm a lot more worried about Bernard ****ing Pollard, aka McBrewski's main-spank-bank-man.

Wow, I'm afraid to know what I have missed.

Cape Brewing said:
Isn't Pollard hurt?

Game time decision last I heard.

dataz722 · Sep 20, 2012

Punity said:
i heard they werent relevant

The Pat's or Cape's posts? Actually, don't even bother answering. We both know both are true.

Punity · Sep 20, 2012

dataz722 said:
The Pat's or Cape's posts? Actually, don't even bother answering. We both know both are true.

someones on board

Cape Brewing · Sep 20, 2012

the_bird said:
Meh... you've done better. Hell, Moto's done better, and technically, he's retarded.

That's funny. I just had this image of Moto sitting at an old computer, cross-eyed... "Franks and beans!!!!"

Cape Brewing · Sep 20, 2012

Punity said:
someones on board

Blah blah blah. Dataz will spew some crap and then when the rubber meets the road he'll Cundiff it.

HoppyDaze · Sep 20, 2012

I think the bird and cape brewing are gay lovers. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Cape Brewing · Sep 20, 2012

Wrong again. Bird doesn't put out.

Punity · Sep 20, 2012

Uh oh trouble after the honeymoon

HoppyDaze · Sep 20, 2012

Cape Brewing said:
Wrong again. Bird doesn't put out.

There are ways around that...

dataz722 · Sep 20, 2012

Cape Brewing said:
Wrong again. Bird doesn't put out.

Maybe if you would stop comparing him to Tom Brady he might not be so self conscious.

bluemoose · Sep 20, 2012

Lotta talk about gay love, not enough about how the Pats are gonna b!tch slap the Ravens. Ray Ray and Ed are gonna wish they were playing in that pickup basketball game with T-fizzle.

Punity · Sep 20, 2012

bluemoose said:
Ray Ray and Ed are gonna wish they were playing in that pickup basketball game with T-fizzle.

When did the Wu-tang clan start playing Football

user 574 · Sep 20, 2012

This thread has taken a major turn towards coastal bias and I'm PM'ing a mod to shut it down.

the_bird · Sep 20, 2012

bluemoose said:
Lotta talk about gay love, not enough about how the Pats are gonna b!tch slap the Ravens. Ray Ray and Ed are gonna wish they were playing in that pickup basketball game with T-fizzle.

I kind of wish Suggs was playing this weekend. Remember when he got Gronk'ed last year?

user 574 · Sep 20, 2012

the_bird said:
I kind of wish Suggs was playing this weekend. Remember when he got Gronk'ed last year?

That was last year, this year that'll cost him 20k for lowering Suggs self-esteem.

dataz722 · Sep 20, 2012

DesertBrew said:
This thread has taken a major turn towards coastal bias and I'm PM'ing a mod to shut it down.

And olllllllllllo will tell you t quit whinning, this is football.

bluemoose · Sep 20, 2012

DesertBrew said:
This thread has taken a major turn towards coastal bias and I'm PM'ing a mod to shut it down.

Not true, dataz is on the East coast, and he's a dooch, so is the pink zin swilling PA49er. Now those are relevant facts!

user 574 · Sep 20, 2012

I swear it's me and moto. Last year there were some puffy Lion fans but they went back into the dark. Houston? Too hot and humid to brew beer there though.

Maybe I should move to the east coast next, keep people confused.

Cape Brewing · Sep 20, 2012

No, no.. You're good. You stay where you are

motobrewer · Sep 21, 2012

the_bird said:
Meh... you've done better. Hell, Moto's done better, and technically, he's retarded.

that grading system unfairly penalized people who can't do math good.

i want a re-test.

stratslinger · Sep 21, 2012

Well, you just proved you can't do English well either, so you're two for two.

There's your re-test.

Retard.

TheDudeLebowski · Sep 21, 2012

dataz722 said:
Not yet, but some of the Pats might be collecting disability after this weekend when they meet him.

This isn't going to be another thug life drama ending up with him in jail again is it?

Cape Brewing · Sep 21, 2012

He's gotta catch someone before he can stab em

dataz722 · Sep 21, 2012

motobrewer said:
that grading system unfairly penalized people who can't do math good.

i want a re-re test.

You forgot something there. Don't worry, I took care of it for you.

McBrewskie · Sep 21, 2012

Cam Newton looked like **** last night.

McBrewskie · Sep 21, 2012

Can't say ****! How about doo doo? Cam Newton looked like doo doo last night.

motobrewer · Sep 21, 2012

DesertBrew said:
I swear it's me and moto. Last year there were some puffy Lion fans but they went back into the dark. Houston? Too hot and humid to brew beer there though.

Maybe I should move to the east coast next, keep people confused.

never, ever, trust a coaster.

shifty little bastards.

motobrewer · Sep 21, 2012

i just looked at the 49ers schedule...

Vikings, Jets, Bills....

christ, how much crotch time did jim have to spend with goodell to get that schedule???

user 574 · Sep 21, 2012

motobrewer said:
never, ever, trust a coaster.

shifty little bastards.

It's the salt, minuscule but still there in the H20 they consume. Makes them obnoxious.

We do have to get a drink on sometime when I'm in the Saukville area (Random Lake) which is usually 3+ times a yr. Was there 3 weeks ago, riding a MC for a 700 mi quick visit over the weekend & back. Got sick on the return, missed hooking up with Yooper in Minneapolis too. So drinks on me when I eventually see either of you.

McBrewskie · Sep 21, 2012

motobrewer said:
i just looked at the 49ers schedule...

Vikings, Jets, Bills....

christ, how much crotch time did jim have to spend with goodell to get that schedule???

Yeah, such an easy schedule. Open with Green Bay an Detroit and still have the Giants and Pats on the schedule. Plus don't know if you noticed but Seattle and Arizona are playing pretty darn well.

motobrewer · Sep 22, 2012

DesertBrew said:
It's the salt, minuscule but still there in the H20 they consume. Makes them obnoxious.

We do have to get a drink on sometime when I'm in the Saukville area (Random Lake) which is usually 3+ times a yr. Was there 3 weeks ago, riding a MC for a 700 mi quick visit over the weekend & back. Got sick on the return, missed hooking up with Yooper in Minneapolis too. So drinks on me when I eventually see either of you.

My wife grew up in Saukville, I grew up in Port.

drop me a line next time you're thru.

i only get to the twin cities once a year, in May, for my niece's birthday.

Cape Brewing · Sep 22, 2012

You two almost done making out?

Cape Brewing · Sep 22, 2012

"ohhh. My Aunt Tilly grew up right near you on a horse farm in East Buttholeberg. We should totally get together and share some tea in Hillbillyville. Maybe we can rub each other's cheeseheads!"

Blaaaach

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