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A cloth of threads
on poster beds

A beery tribute
we all contribute

It's part of HaBiT
But I can't Grab It

What is this thing
that I'm perusing?

I can't get this one out of my head
It is ingenious and very well said
Passedpawn I'm trying to put this into rhyme
But I can't always do that 100% of the time
This riddle above that you came up with
Takes the patience and creativty of a locksmith
You started with our favorite place to be
And made your own riddle. Man that is groovy!
:mug:
 
I can't get this one out of my head
It is ingenious and very well said
Passedpawn I'm trying to put this into rhyme
But I can't always do that 100% of the time
This riddle above that you came up with
Takes the patience and creativty of a locksmith
You started with our favorite place to be
And made your own riddle. Man that is groovy!
:mug:

Glad you like it! Wasn't sure if it was too obvious or not.
Especially the way I spelled habit. Cheers!

BTW, I was thinking HomeBrewTalk (HBT), not Home Brew Town.
 
Okay Creamy enough beating a dead horse down
So here comes a question before you hit the town

It got a bit quiet around here this super long week
And I was waiting for somebody to give a lil wink

With another riddle that will make me go Gawd!
But nobody did as I clipped my dog's paws

So here is one for the morning breakfast
To help a person's mind puff up their chest.

- or something like that it sort of rhymed
and the answer is not very sublime.

Wear me in any kind of weather
Shine the Sun on me
and I'm gone forever
Salt me and I disappear
Yuk! Just keep me out of your beer
Women love me
and so do men
especially at that time of year
 
Dan said:
Okay Creamy enough beating a dead horse down
So here comes a question before you hit the town

It got a bit quiet around here this super long week
And I was waiting for somebody to give a lil wink

With another riddle that will make me go Gawd!
But nobody did as I clipped my dog's paws

So here is one for the morning breakfast
To help a person's mind puff up their chest.

- or something like that it sort of rhymed
and the answer is not very sublime.

Wear me in any kind of weather
Shine the Sun on me
and I'm gone forever
Salt me and I disappear
Yuk! Just keep me out of your beer
Women love me
and so do men
especially at that time of year

The same answer as a previous riddle
So restrain myself I should.
But in the riddle I'm talking about
On this, a hung man stood
 
Emjay you are okay I have to say
Your answer correct in your sublte way
A hanging that makes no sense
Or puncture wound through ones chest
Are both key ingreidents to your success
In the quite correct answer that you express.
Agrees Brudda Iz.
You implied what it is.

Most all will now pick up Emjays hint
But the correct answer to him went
Though all minds seeking was time well spent
 
I glad you keep this thread going, you work like a mule
I think your newest riddle is very cool

My arms are too short to reach my back
but the 'very cool' was to show I'm no hack ;)

My Gawd my good man
In that I didn't plan
You were very smooth
With a mystic groove
I do see what you did mean
Man, my mind is not a quick machine.
So credit goes to our mystery man
Case you don't now
He's from the LabRat Clan.
__________________
 
Both Emjay and lRB got this question correct
Sorry it took me a little time in retrospect
They were both talking of ICE.
What else do you expect?

:mug::mug::mug:
 
Love the fact that this thread is still alive
Although my contributtions have taken a dive

Today I will try to find some time
To seek and search out a new rhyme
 
Four men were in a boat on a lake. The boat suddenly turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet.
There are two good answers to this one, lets see what we get
 
LabRatBrewer said:
Four men were in a boat on a lake. The boat suddenly turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet.
There are two good answers to this one, lets see what we get

All four men were married!
 
The four men who loved their partners so-so
That day they decided on a lake to go
To fish & be marry all night and day
And rocked the boat until it gave way!
 
I believe the first two posters correct
The second one rhymed the first one not yet
A play on words as most riddles are
Define the difference between moon and stars
The only answer displayed to my brain
Upon looking back it is pretty lame
I was thinking a salt lake
OMG for goodness sake.
 
Could they have been in a submergable vessel from the start?

A small diesel sub would "turn over" if it started its engines before a dive...
 
Do you know if you check out my threads
Most are not about beer but brew things said
Actually that's not true between me and you
My threads are off topic its a thing that I do
So as i type these words at 10:40 into the night
I'm thinking of a riddle that I find out a sight


Until I am measured
I am not known,
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown.
 
When I go for a jog, my kids often mock
"You should run, against a clock"
I wish I was younger and had some more time
But more is slipping away as I sit here trying to rhyme
Sorry it's short, but to work I must go
I won't complain, soon I'll be driving in snow!
:mug:
 
I think this one's new
but the thread is so long it could be a review:
You approach two talking doors.
perhaps you've been drinking coors? (that doesn't really rhyme, so I'll quit and just type the rest)
One door leads to the City of Truth,
While the other door leads to the City of Liars.
You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which.
The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies,
While the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth.
You want to go to the City of Truth.
What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth?
 
LabRatBrewer said:
I think this one's new
but the thread is so long it could be a review:
You approach two talking doors.
perhaps you've been drinking coors? (that doesn't really rhyme, so I'll quit and just type the rest)
One door leads to the City of Truth,
While the other door leads to the City of Liars.
You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which.
The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies,
While the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth.
You want to go to the City of Truth.
What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth?

You ask where the other door would say you should go
And the opposite of that answer is where you will know
 
The answers given are quite good
I've been puree'ing pumpkins into moosh
Someone post a new riddle if you would
My SHMBO is going to kick my tush
if I don't don't find
an excellent recipe for this grind
 
Man it's hot! Like one hundred and ten
I want to brew and get my zen in
But instead of brewing or mowing the yard
I'm at the keyboard, no grass cut so far
I spend too much time at this beloved place
My wife must think I'm in outer space
But no I'm right here on HBT
Shooting the breeze, with my brew family.

So where is all this rambling going?
Not quite sure, just gets the mind flowing
Need to find or make a rhyming riddle
Something to keep my mind from going fickle


Hibernating when it is cold,
But when it is warm I become bold;
I light up the night,
For every child`s delight.
Some people I might annoy
But to others I bring joy.
What am I?


Edit: (where is that embarassment icon?) I think this one was posted once before. But don't let it exit you out the door!
 
WGB you're pretty fast.
And I have a question to ask
Cheers to you it's time to boast
Give us a riddle on your next post? :D
 
My next post it cannot be
As riddles seem foreign to me
However in fairness to all that play
I must post one soon, perhaps today
As im watching a movie as i type
It will be later. Perhaps we'll Skype!
So thanks to all that post still
I promise, i promise, post, i soon will.
 
LabRatBrewer said:
pork is not right
i'm looking for a safer answer tonight

Safe as in how?
Like robbing a bank?
I got in my car, that's more like a tank
I pushed in the pedal till it hit the floor
I never did buckle, my brains are no more
;)

It's got to be a seatbelt. Either that or you're a pervert.
 
I got to admit I couldn't take it
Please don't stone me, Google made it known
LRB and BottleBomber
Geunius both, are you guys brothers?
 
LabRatBrewer said:
Why can't both be true?
However, seatbelt will do.

I did it! I did it! Your riddle was tricky
My riddles are stupid, but who's being picky?
This next one is easy, just ask my friend Ricky
Are you ready? Let's go! What's both brown and sticky?
 
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