I added heavy cream to my wort!

jro238 said:

haha I just read through the entire thread and you have me wanting to try something like this (even though I threw up a little at your description of the foamy alcoholic cheese stuff that you ate).

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definitely give it a try. There's no necessity to eat the beer cheese which resides on top after fermentation. But it is not that bad if you do. I plan to make more cream based beers in the future, possibly a peaches and cream beer for the summer.

Make sure to include pictures of all cream based beers that get made in the future. I can't wait to see more beer cheese!

Beer cheese soup is one of my favorites! This might be a new recipe. Anyone going to try it?

Drinking a bananna brew right now. Just dropped a beer off with my beer yoda Doug who is adding it to his Friday beer tasting event. Ya!

I'd love to see a picture of this stuff poured into a glass!

WhizardHat said:

I'd love to see a picture of this stuff poured into a glass!

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+1

I know this whole thing has been completely haphazard, but you've gotta post some sort of summary of this whole process, Jakester. You know, for the rest of us brave/foolish souls who think this is a good idea.

MORE BANANA!

At first sounded pretty good, then I kept thinking about baby spit up consistency. Hope it stays good.

I like the sound of this brew, but you've got to figure out a way to get more cowbell in there

Wow, I just don't really know what to say about any of this, but I sure enjoyed reading the thread and giggling the whole way through!

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Any updates on this

where are pics of the finished product?

What happened at the Friday tasting event?

dotJerdot said:

What happened at the Friday tasting event?

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Bump

And will there be a video of this?

Count me among the waiting...

They're probably getting out of the hospital today or tomorrow


J/k

Inquiring minds want to know.

I want to know!

Starting to wonder if this beer actually exists!

Where was this guy from? Maybe we should check the local obits for any "mysterious" deaths or the local news for any sudden outbreaks of illness.

I suspect that he became the zombie face eater. Could this beer have fermented into bath salts?

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/local_...h-extremely-rare-experts-suspect-mix-of-drugs

Its spreading too... Not only is there the Miami Zombie guy but also:

Another guy eating people
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/31/man-denied-bail-after-dismembered-body-parts-found-in-home/

Gay British Porn Star eating people:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...p-man-warned-The-Sun-I-cant-stop-killing.html

Man Stabbing himself and throwing intestines at police:
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loca...Intestines-Throws-Flesh-Police-155455985.html

Next up... flesheating homebrewer on the loose...

https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msi...64648&spn=23.65709,39.594727&t=m&source=embed

A complete list of infections from this beer/the zombie outbreak

Must've shipped a case to Florida!

Looking forward to this video review

We still alive buddy?

FINE... thats IT!!! I'm going to do it...

SHENANIGANS! I'm calling SHENANIGANS on this whole thread. We've all been duped.

Now the OP has no choice but to come defend himself. You cannot leave a challenge of shenanigans unanswered.

I dunno I'm pretty sure he did what he said he did based on those nasty pics he uploaded... At this point I think the beer has probably gone south and so he doesn't want to talk about it. I've been doing some cheese making in the meanwhile though, and one thing I notices is that dairy curdles very readily in acidic environments. after he skimmed all the beer cheese off and then transferred it to secondary all that was likely left was whey, which is just water and some minerals. I dunno hopefully he answers your taunt soon

bottlebomber said:

hopefully he answers your taunt soon

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That may of may not be the reason to call him out. You never know what people can do with photoshop though...

As someone who works with photoshop I think the pics were real. I think he brewed this beer and either got sick, or it was totally disgusting, or he made a **** ton of bottle bombs(earlier he mentioned using twice the sugar to carb). Whatever happens I think OP is just trying to let this be forgotten.


All though I would love to be proven wrong.

Either this whole thing was BS from the start or it turned nasty in a hurry and OP doesn't want to admit it.

Why not admit it was nasty? All have a good laugh at it. No shame in a failed experiment, especially one as crazy as this one.

knotquiteawake said:

Why not admit it was nasty? All have a good laugh at it. No shame in a failed experiment, especially one as crazy as this one.

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Some people have a hard time accepting failure or disappointment. I would love to hear the REAL outcome of this whole escapade, but it seems we may have to deduce that the result was failure...

Unless, of course, the OP wants to chime in again...

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DrummerBoySeth said:

Some people have a hard time accepting failure or disappointment. I would love to hear the REAL outcome of this whole escapade, but it seems we may have to deduce that the result was failure...

Unless, of course, the OP wants to chime in again...

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Oddly enough, especially with homebrewing or brewing in general, there are a ton of failures and nothing to be ashamed of. I hope we get an update so future attempts can learn where the failures were in this attempt.

DrummerBoySeth said:

Some people have a hard time accepting failure or disappointment. I would love to hear the REAL outcome of this whole escapade, but it seems we may have to deduce that the result was failure...

Unless, of course, the OP wants to chime in again...

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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that someone who is willing to dump a half gallon of cream into their beer on a whim is not going to take themselves too seriously to admit that it ruined the batch.

I'm still awaiting my bottle with baited breath. Really looking forward to it, for better or for worse.

Maybe the banana cream beer actually killed OP. I hope not.

forstmeister said:

Maybe the banana cream beer actually killed OP. I hope not.

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Natural Selection at work.

Possible Darwin award.

This has been an interesting thread but we need closure. Please respond OP.

Dead men don't tell tales......but maybe his zombie will!