How would YOU finish "Real Homebrewers...."

deprecated · Dec 2, 2012

"....shower with a carboy."

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/i-got-caught-371498/#post4642835
Thanks for the laugh, maddad!

Anyway, what would your "Real Homebrewers..." bumper sticker stay?

mikeysab · Dec 2, 2012

....dont get yeast infections.

mikeysab · Dec 2, 2012

....keep their bungholes air tight.

deprecated · Dec 2, 2012

"...can do magic with a bottling wand."

maltoftheearth · Dec 2, 2012

... like to tap it ... and then kick it!

SavoryChef · Dec 2, 2012

Get turned on by burping airlocks

sudbuster · Dec 2, 2012

Get wet and sticky...

edds5p0 · Dec 2, 2012

don't squeeze their sacks.

Nightshade · Dec 2, 2012

...have large vessels

Nightshade · Dec 2, 2012

...love boiling worts

bottlebomber · Dec 2, 2012

Nightshade said:
...love boiling worts

I was trying to work something out with this, something with worts and boils..

Stauffbier · Dec 2, 2012

...are the yeasties!

NewkyBrown · Dec 2, 2012

...like good head

iambeer · Dec 2, 2012

...are a dirty bunch of thick headed drunks

but in a good way

Nightshade · Dec 2, 2012

...love a good dryhopping

lgilmore · Dec 3, 2012

..Have a brewing problem...

dinnerstick · Dec 3, 2012

brew at home

clue's in the name

LouBrew13 · Dec 3, 2012

...are insane in the grain.

Majafoo · Dec 3, 2012

Like to sniff their worts

wan2ride · Dec 3, 2012

Smack their packs.

geer537 · Dec 3, 2012

make the best Yeast Porn

Nightshade · Dec 3, 2012

...do it by the tun

ArcticBear · Dec 3, 2012

... never fear the foam

weirdboy · Dec 3, 2012

...put hops in their cereal.

Redbeard5289 · Dec 3, 2012

enjoy watching yeasties fornicate behind glass...

conneryis007 · Dec 3, 2012

.....hide young ones in their cellar

WileECoyote · Dec 3, 2012

Like a good vigorous fermentation

Cheers

Whattawort · Dec 3, 2012

Sniff airlocks
Read to their beer
Like bratwurst

jsv1204 · Dec 3, 2012

... drink the dregs!

Whattawort · Dec 3, 2012

jsv1204 said:
... chew the dregs!

ftfy

mikeysab · Dec 3, 2012

...always swallow.

mcwilcr · Dec 3, 2012

... Put it in the bunghole

Xpertskir · Dec 3, 2012

Get excited about a big blow off.

EllisTX · Dec 3, 2012

...do inhale

meadmazer · Dec 3, 2012

know what "zymurgy" means

Skeptidelphian · Dec 3, 2012

...are pitchers, not catchers.

Billy-Klubb · Dec 3, 2012

... don't let friends drink infected beer. unless they're into that. I'm not one to judge.

mgortel · Dec 3, 2012

".....do it with yeast!"

dlaramie08 · Dec 3, 2012

...plan their house under construction around their brewery.

iambeer · Dec 4, 2012

...use homebrewtalk.com compulsively.

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