what are your beers named?

My first batch didn't get named, I was more concerned with making it not suck. My IPA is called Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hoppiness. I've got an Imperial Red and a bourbon porter in the pipeline, Redheaded Stepchild and WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot respectively. How about everyone else?

PA1, PA2, IPA1, IPA2, so on, so on.

Call me lazy

Most of mine are named after local places and things. I named my Rye beer White Rhino. A friend of mine owns the trademark.

About a month ago my Bro called me and said my Dad shot his finger off with his 45. A few weeks after, my Dad came to visit for the weekend. So with a few weeks of preparation I was ready to bust his balls about the whole ordeal. I decided to brew a beer with him and came up with Papa Nubbs Brown Ale. I'm drunk from it now and it is GOOD!
Cheers to Papa Nubbs!
Oh and he shot off his ring finger so now he has a permanant "Shocker" which was the other name I were lookin at.

Gator Piss Ale: Raise Your G.P.A. (Cream Ale)
Fran Yash's Oatmeal Stout: Get Yer Oats!
Alien Nephew's Pumpkin Ale (band I was in singer/ cousin died. For him.)
Wizard's Cap (#9 Clone I am working on)
Old Porcupine (Ginger Ale I got going, has a picture of Larry Fine on it.)

Kitty Litter Cream Ale
yIPAy-skIPAy ipa
Midnight Stout
Dunkel-me-Weizen
'tis the Saison
It's a Small Weizen
Minute Maid Weizen

See: signature

but add "Girly Bike" to that.. for my recent fruit beer.

I try keepin' the bike theme with my regular brews.

Dark Matter, oatmeal stout
Prefect, BGSA
Crimson, IPA
Red Sky at Night, Breakfast Stout
Wy'east Summer Session, Blonde Ale
We've Gone Plaid!, Strong Scotch Ale
Double Zed, IIPA

My father in law just calls everything I make tiger piss.

arnoldk2 said:

My father in law just calls everything I make tiger piss.

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my BIL says "damn thats good, it aint no Bud Light though" or "I dont like chewing my beer!"

I just stopped offering homebrew to him lol.....I just tell him, it's not for you you wont like it....it's not Bud Light.

Old South Brewing Company

Southern Belle Strawberry Blonde
Blue Canoe Blonde Ale (Split Batch with above)
Chubby Wheel (Fat Tire clone....)
VooDoo Black IPA
Southern Pride IPA
Flaming Gator IPA
Pigskin Pale Ale (Roll Tide!)
Steamboat Stout

Just a few......
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Caribbean Basilisk "Porter w/ Coconut"
Tears of the Dragon "Pale Ale"
Ashfall Extra "Imperial Amber"
Dragon Patriot "American White w/ Fruit"
Dragon's Mango Tango " American Wheat w/ Fruit"

One brew at a time...

HoppyGus said:

About a month ago my Bro called me and said my Dad shot his finger off with his 45. A few weeks after, my Dad came to visit for the weekend. So with a few weeks of preparation I was ready to bust his balls about the whole ordeal. I decided to brew a beer with him and came up with Papa Nubbs Brown Ale. I'm drunk from it now and it is GOOD!
Cheers to Papa Nubbs!
Oh and he shot off his ring finger so now he has a permanant "Shocker" which was the other name I were lookin at.

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Dude, I'm pissing my pant here that was hilarious.

Santa Maria Pale Ale (all Columbus hops)
Gruagach 80/- Scottish Ale (the Gruagach is a creature from Scottish lore)
Holy Grail Porter (because I f*cking worked on the recipe forever to get it right)
King Findliath's Red Ale (a Irish King from way back)
Sapling IPA (work in progress - trying for a very pine/resin flavor)
Northwoods Brown Ale (Going for slight pine and dried fruit flavors)
MO-Fugging ESB (Maris Otter and Fuggles)
Edith's Amber Rye (named in honor of my grandmother)

My favorite one was inspired by a buddy of mine. He called me one night and said, "I'm getting kicked out of a party down the street. I'll be over in a few." It turns out he was meeting a girl there he met the weekend before. He called me right after he told her, "You're a little bigger than I normally like." We just brewed a stout for St. Patty's Day. It became...

You're a little bigger than I normally like, Stout.

My first Apfelwein attempt was called Eruption. Adding more corn sugar the next day can be fun. You should try it sometime.

Ayers Rock Australian Amber
Asylum Nut Brown
Major Weirs Scottish Ale
Elephantitus Imperial Brown Ale
WarBird Red Ale
Great Scott! Scottish Ale
Poolside Pale Ale

theres the most recent collection.
I enjoy naming the beers and labeling them just as much as brewing.

We call ourselves Harbour Brewing - it's a Jimmy Buffett thing

Red Sky at Night - Red Ale
Island Hopper - IPA
Beasly's Black IPA - Memorial black IPA named for a friends pug.
Quad Berry IPA (still thinking of a name) - Wild rice wheat IPA with strawberry, blueberry, raspberry and blackberrys
Peach In Your Face - Wild rice wheat IPA with peaches
Naked Nilla - Vanilla porter
Big Murph - Smoked porter with vanilla beans soaked in Jameson (for my son born dec. 19th.)
German Tourist - Oktoberfest done as an ale (Biermuncher's Oktoberfast)
Woman to Blame - Pink ale, brewed with hibiscus, watermelon and prickly pear.
Honey Words - appelwien (friend kept trying to text Honeyweiss one night and kept typing honey words)
Banana Hammock - Bananas foster beer.
Big Pineapple - Hefe with pineapple rum added into it.
Port of Indecision - PB Cup porter
Girl Scout in a Short Skirt - haven't brewed yet but aiming for a beer to taste like a Samoas girls scout cookie.
Don't Forget to Be Apple - Apple spice ale, named in honor of a friend who likes to say "Don't forget to be awesome" aka DFTBA

Still need to name: Oktoberfest, maibock (thinking "not your bock"), rootbeer float ale

Names I want to use: Theory of Drunkitivity (barley wine?)

I think that's everything....

HoppyGus said:

Oh and he shot off his ring finger so now he has a permanant "Shocker" which was the other name I were lookin at.

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That's ****ing funny.

My names are the best, no stealin' em. Logan is my beautiful Irish setter, FYI.

Now I just need a brewery name.

Pennybacker Brewing Co.

Pennybacker Pale Ale
Awesome Possum IPA
Double Possum DIPA
El Hefe Agave Hefeweizen
Blackheart Black IPA
Horny Steer Amber (Hook 'Em)
Short Bus ESB
Drippin' Wit (SWMBO from a town just SW of Austin called Dripping Springs, aka Drippin')
Baddest Blond (still a WIP, open to suggestions, anyone?)
Lone Czar of Texas Imperial Stout
Nutty Brown Ale (after Nutty Brown Road)

Just to name a few

Splendid Libation - IPA
Splendid Liberation - Barleywine
Longbeard's Lament - Stout
Doomseeker - RIS
Jib-Breaker - Porter
Dry Run - Kolcsh
Gaelic Guile - Heather Ale
Benedict's Ancient Ale - Gruit

Hmm, I think that's all of them. I always give them a name, unless its a re-make of an old recipe.

I dont name them, but number them. For example batch 1103 is the third batch of 2011.

A few of mine:

Might not understand unless you live in Utah:

Handbook Red (Provides the Guidance You Need) : Basic Amber
Kolob Kolsch ( A Heavenly Brew ) : Kolsch
Mountain Meadow ( A Killer Mead ) : Dry Mead

Pumpkin Beers:

Jack's Lantern Ale : Pumpkin Ale
Black Cat Stout : Pumpkin Stout

Others:

Double Twelve Scottish Ale : 12% Scottish brewed on 12-12
American Memorial Stout : American stout brewed on memorial day
Take Me to Your Litership : Brewed for a leadership party

Stout #1
Kolsch #1
Mild #2

I'm still new, but I have high expectations for where this hobby will take me. I've already started thinking about brew names, and I expect to use them all.

1. "A (car)Boy and his Dog(fish)" - It's my plan for an entry to a competition that will be "shed aged", which basically means aged under almost the worst conditions, and tasted a year later. Subtitle: "A Rather Kinky Ale of Survival" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072730/)
2. "Three Columns" - In Houston there was a brew pub in Rice Village called Two Rows. Being ignorant of brewing, I thought my friends called it "Two Rose", so for the sake of GPS'ing it I had to ask them "Is that spelled like two rose and a tulip, or two rows and three columns?"

Innuendo Brewing Company


Cherry/ honey wheat = Cherry Burst
Pumpkin Ale = Monster Mash
Oktoberfest = Shoktoberfest
Bock = I wanna bock, Bock!
smoked jalapeno porter = Fire in the hole

@Toasted678 That is friggin' great hahaah

fezzersc said:

@Toasted678 That is friggin' great hahaah

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Haha, thanks man. There was discussions of trying to get Mr. Winkle one of these beers because he lives in South Florida now with his reality TV show where he is a home contractor...

I'm not sure how he would take it. I figure it would either be awesome or I would get sued. :cross:

#1
#2
#3
etc.

My brews mostly get one word names with Old West/Biblical themes. Check out a few in my signature.

itsme6582 said:

My first Apfelwein attempt was called Eruption. Adding more corn sugar the next day can be fun. You should try it sometime.

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Mine's Corruption!

Always on tap are my house brews APA's buzzmizer and buzzmizer lite.. My scottish strong is called "what's under your kilt".. For st patties day I got green goo and red ed coming up..

I usually name mine after things that are happening around the time I come with recipe. Or also after place names in my town (Flagstaff, AZ).

Kicking Baby Pale Ale
Tarantula Red Ale
Empty Stomach Amber Ale
Switzer Mesa Honey Wheat
River Knolls Maple Brown
Thunderclap Pumpkin Ale

Here are a few of my Grain Reaper beers:
'Pale Horse' APA
'Rye of the Storm' Smoked RyePA
'Reaper of Souls' 7.5%abv Hefe
'Sweet Darkness' Chocolate mint milk stout

I love AC/DC. So some of my beers reflect that (to an extent):

Hopfully IPA (like Green Flash West Coast IPA)
Hakuna Matata Pale Ale (like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale)
Soul Stripper IPA (like Ska Modus Hoperandi IPA)
Back in Black IPA
For Peat's Sake Smoked Porter
She's Got Balls Double ESB (like Real Ale Phoenixx Double ESB)
Cabane a Sucre Nut Brown Ale
Low Voltage Barleywine
Pale-Headed Step-Child (second gyle of a parti-gyle)
A Right Scunner Scottish Ale
Doormat APA (EdWort's Haus Pale)
Clorona (like Corona)
Pilsner Aristocrat (like Sam Adams Noble Pils)
Hop Machine DIPA
Dos Testes (I stole this one from someone else; mine is like Dos Equis Especial)
Rocktoberfest (from a magazine)

Winter Storm IPA. You will never guess what the weather was doing outside while i was brewing it

Cherry Poppin' Pale Ale (first recipe my brew buddy and I made up)
Alpha Strike IPA
Toothless Smile British-Style Barleywine
Illegal Blonde

To name a few.

Horndog Hefeweizen
Diatonic Dunkel
Big FZJ-80 Shilling Scottish Ale
Mud Bogger Bock
Bier Madchen Oktoberfest
Olde Number 2 Brown Ale
H.M.S. English Pale Ale
Czech Point Pilsner
Gear Oil Stout
Alternator German Alt
Drunken Santa Holiday Ale
Atheist Abbey Belgian Ale
Birthday Bash Marzen

they all have labels too. there may be more I can't think of at the moment.

India Brown-Eye Ale
Pinch-a-loaf Porter
HALT! (a honey alt)
Oktobrrrfest

Brewed in a blizzard last year, called it Yellow Snow Pale Ale.. Drinking my IPA now, called it Outsourced to India Pale Ale.