timcadieux
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Hilarious!
You know you're a home brewer when?
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blueseamonkey
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When your 2 year old daughter can pronounce "Beer" perfectly... Usually followed by an appreciative "Mmmmm!"
She loves watching the airlocks bubble almost as much as I do.
She loves watching the airlocks bubble almost as much as I do.
davekippen
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When every bar you walk in to you think "this place would make a nice microbrewery".
WilliamSlayer
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Whrn you start to avoid bars cause they don't carry any 'decent beer'.
I do this all the time lol. Then a smack from my fiancé because im readig to much.
When you go to a swinger's party with a cooler of homebrew, and you pay more attention to the beer than to the naked people.
To be fair, I actually am working at those parties, and the beer is for when I'm taking my breaks. Don't ask.
To be fair, I actually am working at those parties, and the beer is for when I'm taking my breaks. Don't ask.
Schol-R-LEA said:When you go to a swinger's party with a cooler of homebrew, and you pay more attention to the beer than to the naked people.
To be fair, I actually am working at those parties, and the beer is for when I'm taking my breaks. Don't ask.
Uh...mmm...Eeehh...uuhh..ok I'll leave it at that
GrogNerd
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When you go to a swinger's party with a cooler of homebrew, and you pay more attention to the beer than to the naked people.
To be fair, I actually am working at those parties, and the beer is for when I'm taking my breaks. Don't ask.
oh, hails no... you can't drop sh*t like that and run away
Truth? Ah, what the fug*, why not, I can't embarass myself any more than I have already...
My father runs an online 'adult toy store' (presently offline for complicated reasons), and twice a month I help him set up his wares in one of the rooms at these hotel parties he goes to. Needless to say, I don't actually get paid for this 14+ hours of work, but seeing how I am currently unemployed and living under his roof (nominally to take care of him, but he hardly needs it), and I get into the parties for free, I can hardly complain (too much). While the parties are... lively, it gets old fast when you are spending most of them in one room, waiting for customers to come by, especially after spending 9 hours setting the place up. I while away the time drinking beer and soliciting taste tests from the partygoers, at least when I'm not trying to sell them stuff.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled thread, already in progress...
*With thanks to Norman Mailer's editors.
My father runs an online 'adult toy store' (presently offline for complicated reasons), and twice a month I help him set up his wares in one of the rooms at these hotel parties he goes to. Needless to say, I don't actually get paid for this 14+ hours of work, but seeing how I am currently unemployed and living under his roof (nominally to take care of him, but he hardly needs it), and I get into the parties for free, I can hardly complain (too much). While the parties are... lively, it gets old fast when you are spending most of them in one room, waiting for customers to come by, especially after spending 9 hours setting the place up. I while away the time drinking beer and soliciting taste tests from the partygoers, at least when I'm not trying to sell them stuff.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled thread, already in progress...
*With thanks to Norman Mailer's editors.
tripplehazzard
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Your wrap your carboy if your favorite childhood baby blanket
torstensson
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When you use the baby monitor to able to fall asleep to the sound of the airlock.
When explaining the chemistry/physics behind measuring specific gravity to your nursing student sister, you refer to the beer making process.
And apparently, the specific gravity of healthy urine is about the same as some of my lighter ABV beers.
And apparently, the specific gravity of healthy urine is about the same as some of my lighter ABV beers.
whitehause
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whitehause
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Or worse....not enough
... you spend more time talking about your beer than actually drinking it.
... you give away more beer than you drink yourself.
... your stockpile is approaching the 200 gallon limit, yet you still plan for more brewing sessions.
... you give away more beer than you drink yourself.
... your stockpile is approaching the 200 gallon limit, yet you still plan for more brewing sessions.
When you still get excited about the giveaways & fire up ustream early!...
If that's not a "That's my boy!" moment, I don't know what is. :rockin:
torstensson
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When you wake up in the morning, exited as a kid on x-mas, just to see yesterdays batch fermenting.
When you watch the Heineken commerical and realize you have more beer, a lot more beer.
(The 2012 commercial with the beer wardrobe) "heineken beer wardrobe ad" on youtube
When you watch the Heineken commerical and realize you have more beer, a lot more beer.
(The 2012 commercial with the beer wardrobe) "heineken beer wardrobe ad" on youtube
When you have 2 batches fermenting,waiting to bottle the light one so you can wash the yeast for the next batch. And the stuff you ordered to brew it is still being "processed".
For the curious.
Matthew 6:25-34 said:
When you completely stop buying booze, because yours is better anyway. :rockin:
tripplehazzard
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Your wife divorces your cuz she walks in on you sticking it to your carboy.
HellBound
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tripplehazzard said:
Or worse yet, you think about divorcing her cause the carboy is more fun
Just kidding. Haha I can't help it if I have a twisted sense of humor
Hahahahhahahahhaha remind me to never drink your brew lmao
How do you fit it in?
WilliamSlayer
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Thought about it but I didn't want to stir up the yeast cake.
THAT'S a homebrewer!
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mjdonnelly68 said:Thought about it but I didn't want to stir up the yeast cake.
Goodness, how many times do we have to say, Sanitize, Sanitize, Sanitize
