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I just met a man who was king ********* and his *****ebaggery is unmatched. What an a-hole!

Matt Up North said:

I just met a man who was king ********* and his *****ebaggery is unmatched. What an a-hole!

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I'd just like to make it clear that I'm nowhere near Santa Rosa. Really.

Matt Up North said:

I just met a man who was king ********* and his *****ebaggery is unmatched. What an a-hole!

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I can think of a bigger *********. Trust me on this.

Matt Up North said:

I just met a man who was king ********* and his *****ebaggery is unmatched. What an a-hole!

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my first 15 post don't count !!!


-Jason

ahh, well tell him I know where his other part is cuz I think I may know the biggest ****** nozzle ever.

I've been fortunate in that I have not encountered a ********* in several days.

Pretty sure I'm working for a ********* prince too. Leadership my ass.

(and I don't mean Cheeto)

Travesty,
Our boss is nothing more than a used ********* and his female side kick is the crusty ****** nozzle !!

-Jason

Crusty ****** Nozzle.

There's my next beer name right there.

I would not drink your *****bag beer if you named it Crusty ****** Nozzle

So this doesn't appeal to you?

"I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there."

Was he wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy shirt?

Faccanable

From Nordstrom, very pricey none the less

celestialparsnip said:

So this doesn't appeal to you?

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Now thats just freakin funny!

celestialparsnip said:

So this doesn't appeal to you?

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Classic!

hey, I don't know how great your p-shop skillz are, but the ****** definitely needs more crustiness...:cross:

More crustiness, coming right up.

So wrong, so wrong. I am about to make up an IPA (today in fact) and I will use that as the label and then post a picture. Either way it is mighty disgusting. I just noticed the drip at the tip...you sir are officially disgusting.

celestialparsnip said:

More crustiness, coming right up.

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Awesome! But I don't drink IPAs. Can you make me one for the Brown Ale I have in primary? Pwwweeeeeezzeee??

celestialparsnip said:

More crustiness, coming right up.

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Perfect. :rockin:

Someone in our IT department is a major *****enozzle, because they blocked our photobucket, youtube, and other media storage on teh web, so I am unable to see your masterpiece. Do images really take that much bandwidth? Sheesh...

Matt Up North said:

So wrong, so wrong. I am about to make up an IPA (today in fact) and I will use that as the label and then post a picture. Either way it is mighty disgusting. I just noticed the drip at the tip...you sir are officially disgusting.

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Why thank you

Bernie Brewer said:

Awesome! But I don't drink IPAs. Can you make me one for the Brown Ale I have in primary? Pwwweeeeeezzeee??

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Are you sure you want the brown version?

We made a beer called "The Brown Noise" once. It also had the name of DFJM-Ass.

Reminds me of the South Park episode. Queef.

Brown Noise Brown...

And I want to see what you come up with for the Crusty ****** Nozzle Brown Ale. I can only imagine...

OK, that's enough thread hijacking for one day.

That is disgusting.


Bravo

That is pretty damn disgusting.

I think we accomplished more with this thread than any other drunken ramble in the near past. Two whole labels came out of it. In sequence. By the way, my ****** Nozzle IPA is getting it's late hop additions and going to be chilled and in the fermenter in shy of an hour. Of course, I couldn't call it such in the recipe section.

celestialparsnip said:

OK, that's enough thread hijacking for one day.

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Thanks! I've got that bad boy downloaded and waiting for my Brown to be ready!! Thanks again!

celestialparsnip said:

OK, that's enough thread hijacking for one day.

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Awww. What about an Irish Red?

Dude. I think we've gone far enough for one day. Revisit tomorrow

Red eh? You only going to drink it once a month?

5-7 days a month tho. Not a huge fan of the reds. 5-7 would do me. Unless she's on those special control pills where it would be 5-7 days every three months. Thats a better plan.

IMHO, this guy is king *********:



Come on, just look at the guy! He screams *********.

Like a banshee.

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l286/trisha29_2006/*********.jpg?t=1244575389

http://www.*****ebagtag.com/images/blogs/73/celebwannabe.jpg

alemonkey said:

IMHO, this guy is king *********:

Come on, just look at the guy! He screams *********.

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That's a ********* with extra cheese!!!! That's the sorta dude that makes me want to knock his f@cking teeth out just because.

You're just jealous because he gets more eastern seaboard tail than you do.

I'm not jealous of that guy, but I am jealous of you and all your cool brewing stuff! and of course Lehr's brew rig.