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grem135 said:
I'm constantly wondering what reality I'm in. It can be very confusing sometimes. One voice says this, another says that. Most days I just find myself posting on HBT while hanging upside down wearing nothing but a beret and a straight jacket. My doctor said having Internet access would lead to no good. The people who watch after me in the mental ward just didn't listen to him.
Couldn't hurt, couldn't help but couldn't hurt.
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And what are you typing with if your arms are bound? Wait, don't answer that.
Ya know there is a reason I didn't ask.
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WesleyS said:
By the way if you haven't already figured it out, I'm typing with my feet. I know, I know. That's so disgusting seeing as how they're cramped up in shoes and then you walk around barefoot and pick up who knows what. Then I'm going to type on a computer with them. So disgusting.
Wait......what were you thinking I was typing with?
Hamsterbite
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IDK what static was thinking...I was just trying to remember if you're a unicorn or not.
Not sure, the guidance system on the anti-unicorn missiles is a little messed up. It keeps incorrectly registering unicorn farts and blowing up leprechauns...
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He thougt that you had an incredibly articulate penis.
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Ahhh I see. Thanks for explaining that for me. I am an idiot after all. One question though, if I want to secondary, do I have to primary? Or can I just skip that step, because I really want to secondary but want to avoid primary all together. Also, in addition to typing with my feet, I have to brew with my feet. Dang straight jacket. Does it matter if I use my big toe as a mash paddle? If this is acceptable, how many sock particles in the wort till I reach an undesirable level?
Do you have a swim fin?
Obliviousbrew
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where is the black IPA?
Obliviousbrew
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We want pics! have you consider using turtles or to be a little less idiotic pairing them with spicy chocolate turtles?
Attention Attention. We are now 100 posts away. That is all.
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Making an old ale with old argyle socks from a old scottish golfer. Thinking of adding some haggis essence and boiled sheeps brain in the secondary. What kind of yeast should I use? Perhaps some dame stain?
Find yourself a Welshman and scrape some jam from his toes for that little extra old world flavor. I'm sure there will be some yeastys in there too.
cheezydemon3
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Just leave your fermenter lid off and lower the thing into an abandoned well for an hour.
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It has to be on a night of a full moon.
During the solstice.
He didn't say it was a 3 witches clone.
Whattawort
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What if I were to shave a monkey, burn a 50 dollar bill, do the safety dance, and then wrap it up in lambs skin? Is that like dividing by 0?
More like trying to determine the square root of negative one.
Lamb skin first. Then monkey shaving. You must burn the 50 dollar bill while doing the safety dance. Preferably on the 13th Tyr's day of Gilbhard.
Whattawort
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Whoa! Sh*t just got real.
Genius isn't always where you expect to find it.
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sonofgrok said:
It's still pretty imaginary though.
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Alright hamsters and hamsterettes!
I just drove away from the LHBS with the ingredients I require for the idiotic black IPA. When I get home I will post the recipe, which is pretty idiotic by the way. I think there's at lest an 80% chance this beer will turn out tasting like a sewage filled gym sock.
Of course, that's what all my beers taste like, so no big surprise.
I just drove away from the LHBS with the ingredients I require for the idiotic black IPA. When I get home I will post the recipe, which is pretty idiotic by the way. I think there's at lest an 80% chance this beer will turn out tasting like a sewage filled gym sock.
Of course, that's what all my beers taste like, so no big surprise.
