I can't believe I said this to my SWMBO and lived

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Rezilynt

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My wife comes home and works out everyday. I asked her last night, "Why do you have to work out every night?" She says, "It makes me feel good and I like to look good for you." I looked her square in the eye and said, "I appreciate the hard work, but, that's why I drink beer."
After, a few choice words, she did have to laugh.
 
See my ex asked me why I worked out, I told her that I drank enough for the both of us and I didnt need her drinking anymore
 
Ha! Just so you know I don't have any bombers! I was certain you were going to be murdered in your sleep. Maybe she hasn't found a good place to dump the body yet.
 
Whoa, man! I don't think you are so lucky to still live. I mean, somebody has to paint the house and take out the trash. You're lucky to be doing those chores while you still have those giant brass clackers.


TL
 
My hat's off to you, sir!

Reminds me of this:

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:p
 
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