so if a man calls 911 cause they forgot his secret sauce

http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/080308/met_312931891.shtml


can i call 911 next time something goes wrong with my brew

you shoudl call 911 if you find weevils in your grains!

"once the man went outside to call the authorities, every sandwichmaker in the store spat in his sandwich." - would have made for a far more interesting story!

you can call 991 for pretty much anything these days

damn, the sauce always makes the good sandwich! I'd be pissed if someone left the sauce off my sub. not 911 pissed though. i wonder what sandwich shop he was at?

fat x nub said:

you can call 991 for pretty much anything these days

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yeah, but 991 still gets you a blank silence. Try 911.

We spent an hour listening to bogus 911 calls in CPA. OMG are people stupid. They call for directions, to find out what time it is, etc... There was a good one where a guy called to report being ripped off in a drug deal. Wanted the cops to come and get what he paid for...

i wonder what sandwich shop he was at?

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"hankering for special sauce at his neighborhood Subway"

LMAO!! I wish I could have been there to laugh at this situation. People can be so stupid.

monty73741 said:

can i call 911 next time something goes wrong with my brew

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Now that they've tiered their responses in Baltimore, it may take a while for something to get to your house for less-than-emergency issues. Unless of course you tell them you have beer.

fat x nub said:

you can call 991 for pretty much anything these days

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Welcome to my life.

That guy should've been clubbed like a baby seal.

FireBrewer said:

Now that they've tiered their responses in Baltimore, it may take a while for something to get to your house for less-than-emergency issues. Unless of course you tell them you have beer.



Welcome to my life.

That guy should've been clubbed like a baby seal.

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is this what it is gonna be like

I can guarantee he'll get "special" sauce the next time he gets a sub from there.

i would have spit in his sandwich, or dropped it on the floor, dusted it off and added a few "sepcial" ingredients.

i've always been weird about bitching to people about food, I'm nervous they'll spit in my stuff...

What kind of dope do you have to be (on) to think that this constitutes an emergency? LOL

monty73741 said:

is this what it is gonna be like

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No, that's a true emergency. That's how you know TV's fictional.

brauhaus said:

i've always been weird about bitching to people about food, I'm nervous they'll spit in my stuff...

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I've worked in restaurants where you should certainly be nervous about this... and I've worked in some where its hard to make the cooks mad; I would err on the safe side.

Neal

P.S. I have never done anything to someone else's food (like spitting, etc)...

nealf said:

P.S. I have never done anything to someone else's food (like spitting, etc)...

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I have, but it was never a customer... it was always pranking a coworker when I worked in restaurants out of high school and in college.