Kelly, Kelly, what happened?

Man, remember her in Weird Science and the Don't hate me because I'm beautiful commercials? Well, no need to hate her today.

You think that's bad? Have you seen Eddie Van Halen lately?

Yeah, but when I was a kid I didn't want to BOINK Eddie Van Halen, just his Old Lady!- Dwain

What a drag it is getting old.

Dwain said:

Man, remember her in Weird Science and the Don't hate me because I'm beautiful commercials? Well, no need to hate her today.

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That's actually not too bad. If she hadn't had the lips done (and badly at that), she'd be just fine.

You would still flocculate in her wort, don't lie.

I saw Eddie at the last concert of his last tour and he looked pretty good. I'm sure he was still fresh from the Botox clinic and all... Yeah, he's getting up there though. The years have not been kind either. Too much California sun.

Kelly don't look too bad for her age, IMO. Too much eye liner though. How old is she?

Apparently she swallows...





















































...a LOT of food...

She still looks good between the pearls and pouch.

And oddly enough more fitting with what they really wanted in teh Wierd Science model.

I think she looks great. She's 49 and got a little more plump...still curvy. Not everyone can be Monica Bellucci.

That's nothing. Look at what happened to Jenna Jameson:




They will have the most muscular ugly babies. With enormous heads.

Dwain said:

Yeah, but when I was a kid I didn't want to BOINK Eddie Van Halen, just his Old Lady!- Dwain

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And thanks to Jenny Craig she's more boinkable than ever!

wildwest450 said:

And thanks to Jenny Craig she's more boinkable than ever!

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OMG! It's like I'm 14 all over again. Excuse me...

EDIT: although it's pretty obvious that pic has been Photoshopped all to hell...still, not bad.

ChshreCat said:

You think that's bad? Have you seen Eddie Van Halen lately?

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Looks like Eddie's cleaned up a bit. He just got married and he's apparently dried out. This was dated June 29, 2009:

I guess your standards are way higher than mine because I'd bone her twice.


This is way more of a tragedy:

Bobby_M said:

I guess your standards are way higher than mine because I'd bone her twice.


This is way more of a tragedy:

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What the hell? Are you serious? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???

its very hard to critic an actor or actress from some random pictures . Tabloids do that all the time like when Stallone gained 40 lbs to do Copland they had pictures of him at the beach with some sensational head line.



People get old and its better than the alternative

Lots of them do Botox or crap to fill in the wrinkles. Take a look at Eddie in many many photos and it's easy to see it. I dislike the *****ebaggery of firing Michael Anthony and replacing him with his own kid, who didn't play badly, but had the stage presence of a beached whale. He looked like it was the first time he had ever been on stage.

Anyway, Valerie still look hot, photoshopped and all. I can't complain because it's not like I'll get to see the real thing ever anyway.

I could just throw on an old vhs copy of weird science in while we're bumping uglies and we could play "remember when?"

Oh, yes.. 80's hair....

I'd still do Meg Ryan. Michelle Pfeifer too.

Michelle Pfeifer is still sexy as hell...but I just don't like her. She's boring.

DeathBrewer said:

Michelle Pfeifer is still sexy as hell...but I just don't like her. She's boring.

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Don't want to TALK to her. Don't want to listen to her either.

Wow... That Eddie VanHalen picture is like looking at a homeless guy about to scream at you for not giving him money and the other makes him look normal... Wow ...

Bowtiebrewery said:

Wow... That Eddie VanHalen picture is like looking at a homeless guy about to scream at you for not giving him money and the other makes him look normal... Wow ...

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The first time I saw it, I felt that something was missing. It took a while to figure out what it was. It was the 30 cats.

ChshreCat said:

You think that's bad? Have you seen Eddie Van Halen lately?

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OMG, you're right!

Dammit...every time I see the "Kelly, Kelly" topic, it makes me think of that stupid South Park episode...

I'm sorry, Kelly...I'm sorrey ah couldnt save ahw baybay...

DeathBrewer said:

I could just throw on an old vhs copy of weird science in while we're bumping uglies and we could play "remember when?"

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Heh. I still remember the raging hard-on the first time I saw her in Weird Science.