Free Chugger SS Center Inlet Pump

Show your love and submit a the most creative Valentines Poem and Win a free Chugger SS Center INlet pump ( Center Inlet Only). Stay tuned for a promotional code sale tommorrow 2-8-13.

Done via Facebook

My dear
It's been years
And still here we are
Chugging along
Like a pump to the stars
If ever I lost
The one that is you
The ineffable pain
The going insane
Well... I'd still have brew

Saw this on Facebook and post my silly poem there...

(A poet I an't but it was a slow day at work...)

Cherry Chocolate Stout:

My love is like a cherry and cherries go with beer.
My love is like chocolate and chocolate goes with beer.

My love, loves stout, a malty stout, for her a fine fine brew
…and for this Valentine’s day I will make her special brew

Some cherries and some chocolate will be added to the wort
I’ll make Cherry Chocolate Stout that can be eaten with a fork

…and when the fourteenth rolls around two cases I will give
Because, beside beer!, she is the reason that I live

I went old school and simple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh how a chugger pump, would help me brew.

Pumpin' my wort just watch it go
Chugger pump just makes it flow

Pumpin my wort from far to near
soon that wort is gonna be beer



Short and sweet. PM me for my address, where to send the pump. thx.

Roses are Red,
My Balls are Blue,

I've brewed so much beer,
My wife is too drunk to screw!

Drury day forthwith hope,
StarSan in your eyes,
It more then just soap.

Broken sorrow by days end,
I brew a gallon,
By a factor of 10

Dismayed by forces beyond my control,
No tier brew stand,
leaves a heavy pot to hold.

Collaborative efforts exonerate the cost,
With the help of my friends,
Fluid mechanics will not be lost.

Methodologies applied with feverous proclamation,
7 gallons per minute,
Magnetic drive leaves no chance of fluid stagnation.

Conclusion I rendered of my brewing adventure
Sign of happiness,
A chugger pump moves it better then a blender.

I'm poor,
and you're rich,
I ditched the ol lady,
cause she likes to *****.

now i can brew,
without her complaints,
for this is my method,
a proper restraint.

one thing i know,
and it is quite true,
valentines day sucks,
so lets drink a few.
(too many)

Roses are red
I love to brew
My girlfriend wants a pump
Oh, and I do too!

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to $hit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance,
Tried to fart and $hit my pants

If that doesn't get her going you could tell her that you would like to chugger in her fields of love with your scrotum tractor.

A gift of wine would be fine from my Valentine.
Perhaps chocolates and candies, so sweet.
But I’d do more than hug her if she gave me a Chugger.
That would be the best Valentine treat.

Ok, here's the winner so everyone else can move on to another thread

Come slowly, thy sweet nectar,
Lips cast-off to thee.
Withdrawn, sip thy exquisite savor,
Drink to me, only, with thine lips,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a drop but in the chalice,
And I'll not look for bier.
The thirst that from the soul doth rise,
Doth ask a drink divine:
But might I of Pliney’s nectar draught,
I would not change for thine.

"Tis torture, to lift and not mercy. Heaven is here
Where Chugger Pump lives, and every grain and hop
And little yeast, every unworthy thing,
Live here in heaven and may look on her,
But I may not."

OK here is my attempt

I love home brewing
To the chagrin of my wife
It might cause my undoing
If she gets hold of a knife

Building my Brutus, trying to hide the cost
Oh crap, much more than I thought
Uh oh, one of the receipts is lost
For all those Tri-clamps I just bought

What is this, another receipt?
Are you buying more brewing stuff?
I’m sick and tired of all this deceit
Damn, the next few hours will be tough

That’s it, I’m done, we are through
This brewing has caused our marriage to slump
But Honey Buns, I will always love you
As much as my Chugger Pump

I need to brew
my march took a dump
please pick me
I need that sweet chugger pump

Though my sweetie is plump, I know that she loves me
I'm needing a pump, she's not sure which it should be
For quality pumps, the choices are few
Inhabit the forums, then judge each review
Best choose wisely, lest you get buggered
As for me, I'd prefer to get Chuggered

Mine in haiku:

Brewing and my lady
Two passions, one must come first
Its no contest right?

Sitting at the table, sipping my porter
The website says "click to place your order"

Better check the bank, make sure I have money
Over my shoulder I hear "don't forget valentines honey"

Guess I can't order, not at this time
My only hope is that you liked my rhyme.

bucfanmike said:

I went old school and simple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh how a chugger pump, would help me brew.

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yes love the pump , dump the lump , change the lump every time you change your socks and you will never be tied down with chains and locks .

Malt soaked
she emits an earthy aroma
a fermentation fever
that brings my wanting wort to bowl.

Her skin,
pale as pilsner.
Her hair,
an amber ale.
Her eyes,
filled with an effervescent clarity
that peers into
my sparging soul.

Her lips,
reminiscent of her
Irish red roots
press to mine
with a mouth feel of heavy impression...
sweet, creamy, smooth.

I pour myself into
her open chalice.
Pitching my desire.
Pumping my liquid gold.

Two bodies of bountiful brew
come to one, long lasting, head.

I rescued you from a trip to the trash
now you help me make my beer stash

You may be missing your feet
but to me, you sure are neat

Your defrost coil is no longer equiped
because I was tired of nuisance trips

With the help of the aquarium controller
you keep just the right stage of polar

With your essence of harvest gold
many think you may be old

But I don't care, to me you're the best
together we make beer that stands the test

I don't want to be a chump, I could really use a chugger pump.

Chugger Pump Haiku:

My dear valentine,
I want to show you my love
My heart pumps for you

The Winner:

Kevin Griffin I’m torn between my lovers this time of year
My bride, my brewery and my love for cold beer.
On one hand I adore the love of my wife
But man a new brewery pump sure would be nice
I can picture it now, all shiny and sleek
I’m sure my wife would roll her eyes and call me a geek
With a flick of my finger the hot wort would fly
From mash tun to kettle in the blink of an eye
Snap out of it man, it’s only a dream
To have both would be a blessing truly unseen.
What am I thinking, this is absolutely insane
To have such a wonderful wife and keep up this refrain.
I’m writing a poem about a Chugger pump
When I should be musing about my wife’s beautiful rump
Oh Chugger, Oh Chugger won’t you send me a surprise
A pump on my porch so I can pamper my prize!
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