You drink up a 5 gallon batch (Coopers Dark Ale) before it has been one week since you botteled it. Started to like it after four days, and now there aren't many bottles left :/
Got another one going though.
Got another one going though.
You're an alcoholic if...
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dontman
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Nah, that means you're a total newb and a beer pedophile. (Also a criminal in some circles.) That's why they say the best beer of any batch is the last one.
That's why they say the best beer of any batch is the last one.Nah, that means you're a total newb and a beer pedophile. (Also a criminal in some circles.)
I just love beer. Never heard the description "beer pedophile". Got a bad feeling about it...
annasdadhockey
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"Beer pedophile" means you're not waiting till they get to the right age, and you're enjoying them too young.
Ah of course, thanks.
Cannot get arrested for it though, not by the police anyway.
bhatchable
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beer pedophile, ha ha ha ha, i'm a recovered one. its a daily struggle
dontman
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you've already discovered the punishment for it. The realization that the beer is just getting good and its almost gone. It is always fun anyway.
dontman
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I'm not saying I haven't sampled an underage beer or two but I'm at the point now where I have a keg that's been charged and on tap for 5 weeks now and I haven't even filled the line with it. I looked at the tap tonight and decided to wait until Sunday for the Eagles opener to pull my first pint.
It gets worse if you keg, so I've been told....
Hehe I belive that. No need for carbohydration I belive (I'm a newbie).
dontman
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I have 6 other taps to choose from. (Kind of makes it easy to wait a while.) I am thoroughly enjoying my ESB tonight.
dontman
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Not the exact word you were looking for I believe, but I like it a lot. Carbohydration: The act of drinking enough beer to satisfy your craving for carbs.
Yeah, I like it.
Hehe what can I say other than COOL! :=)
Have you built a room for all your kegs and a bar next to it?
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The cure for beer pedophilia... pipeline! More beer in bottles/kegs = longer lasting.
dontman
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The bar is upstairs with two taps. Downstairs I have a huge reach in fridge that can hold about 30 kegs and another 10 cases of beer. I have 5 taps in there.
(Carbonation (kinda like the U.S. - "Carbo-Nation"))
(Carbonation (kinda like the U.S. - "Carbo-Nation")
)The bar is upstairs with two taps. Downstairs I have a huge reach in fridge that can hold about 30 kegs and another 10 cases of beer. I have 5 taps in there.
(Carbonation (kinda like the U.S. - "Carbo-Nation")
Hehe your friends love you I bet.
My liver is overworked as it is. A setup like that would kill me. Carbohydrate then? Hehe.
Indeed I have understood that. Wish I had a big room for fermenting and just not a tiny bathroom. :
JKoravos
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There's only one solution...brew more.
dontman
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I do seem to get invited to a lot of parties.
I'm sure they like you as a person and not only your beer. Maybe you and your beer are united.
Having ten batches fermenting would be nice yes
Got a cellar full of rubbish. Would nice to make a room there for my beer. 
Having ten batches fermenting would be nice yes
Most I have ever had going at once was 2 carboys of hefeweizen, 1 carboys of stout, 1 carboys of bourbon oaked porter and 2 carboys of raspberry mead. Plus 2 kegs on tap. Then I got lazy and didnt brew.
The hefe was delicious and gone in 2 weeks, stout was gone in a month. Porter aged for 3 months then I gave most of it away it was so good. and the mead was horrid. dumped after 13 months.
Brew often, Brew good. That is the neverending pipeline!
COLObrewer
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Lol, I tend to hide them in the cellar and go down to have one once in a while, sometimes I restrain them if there's something wrong with them, . . . .no,. . . disgusting habit, someone should lock me up.
Wow, twisted thread we have here!
I guess I have the advantage of not being a big "beer drinker". I love a good beer.... with the emphasis on the "a". I think I'm enjoying the brewing process and the whole Mr. Wizard aspect of it more than the actual beer. I'm sure as I develop this hobby that I'll also develop friends who are more than willing to help me dispense of my "old beer". I'm probably bigtime in the minority, being someone who loves beer but isn't an "everyday" beer drinker. When I drink beer its usually 1 "bomber" size beer, or 1 or two 12oz beers, or a single pint at a pub. If I want to get rip roaring, stumbling, yeehaw drunk I resort to other fermented beverages.
(I can honestly say I have never once been "drunk" on beer in my life. I just can't drink enough of it to get there! Buzzed plenty, but never drunk)
(I can honestly say I have never once been "drunk" on beer in my life. I just can't drink enough of it to get there! Buzzed plenty, but never drunk)
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